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In he Craig. What's the

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scenario? What's the story?

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another foray into the amazing

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magical world of EastEnders the

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video game.

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It's gonna be an absolute cracker-jack-er-lular.

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I don't know how long we'll be

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able to play for each session

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maybe? An hour and a half, I'm

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not sure because there's...

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sequences there's the driving

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and it's... fuck... ugh... it's

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terrible.

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around London. Thanks very much,

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Dooya and PassBlaster9000.

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you to each and every one of

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you from last night.

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streaming setup scenario and I

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found it a little bit hard to

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people who were sending tips

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got a thank you so I'll

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dedicate the next two minutes

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here to just saying thanks very

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much to everybody who turned up

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and threw in a tipper-lipper-lular.

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They've got Andy the Fork, Slugshide

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and Mark Formley Sweetbeast.

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Mark Formley Sweetbeast

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actually did an edit of a...

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A fucking HBO...

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Chernobyl thing, I think. Am I

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wrong in saying that Mark? I'm

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not sure if I am right.

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I need to find it because this

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could really fit in well with

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this.

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Samantha Hagar's Powers, thank

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you very much Powers.

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Brooklyn Lukey, Don Jr's Thriller,

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Betty Ford Sinek, Shike Guides,

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thank you very much Shike Guides.

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Long time supporter. Fat, Fave

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Vladimir Gluten, Anaconda Jeezy,

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Soupy Norman, Max Payne, Grid

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Captain Cabinets, Flembag, 9mil

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fucking vaccination test last

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night and- or a COVID test and

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everybody was- I looked

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don't be bringing up COVID on

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the stream. I watched the

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stream to get away from COVID.

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COVID. Well, we won't talk

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about it anymore, but I would

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just want to say, pure clean.

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It's a clean buzz, man. See

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that? Fucking COVID neg. COVID

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neg. And then I'll stop that

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now. We won't- we won't need to

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talk about any more COVID stuff

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whatsoever.

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Andres Vedler, 5 o'clock, Moo

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Moos, Jamie Sherry, The Zodiac

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Goldberg, Seema the Sack, Tim

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Reedy again!

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Zaki, Kiki Stockhammer, BaseGov,

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Please Turn Your Mic Up, Sarah

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and James, Ali Ashki, Sean Kivlihan,

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Super Ted, He Watched the Moos,

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Real Paul O'Donovan, The Cream.

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I think I actually got everyone

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from here on end. Pineapple,

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Tobes, Robbie, We got a good

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good. Are you doing a bit?

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Stuart Souffle, Kevin Beijing,

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Hailey, Shea McLaughlin, McAllister,

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Jurek is stained, Microsoft Basement

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Slave, Stephen McGarth Base,

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the Nurses. Doomsday Picnic,

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now that's the name that

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slipped by there and I want to

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say a big thanks to Doomsday

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because not only is that a nice

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little gesture, Doomsday of

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course presents us with a whole

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host of amazing images every

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now and again as and when it is

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his pleasure. And I have to say

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I'm deeply, deeply solidly and

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aporagetic for missing you out

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there last night, Doomsday.

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I hope you're doing well.

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I hope you're doing well.

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Vickenstein, Poddy Bob, Crouching

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Steve, Hidden Wagon, David Sheehy,

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Barry, Legfens, Legfens threw a

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whole sack of coins there last

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night. Gimpy Ewan, Paul Meskel,

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Barry, Schlugnik, John Shox, Gav

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Lyons, I'm sure you'll have one,

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thank you very much. Curtis TD,

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General Gaddafi, Eddie Durkin,

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Art McCarrick.

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Crazy bit of business. Laura

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Donaghy, Pat the Vax, Dunk

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Central and that's it. I

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remember getting everyone as Daz

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from Gizl. You're a fucking

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sweet gang of legends. Let me

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try and emphasize that with

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this moment there please.

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Yeah, yeah, alright, yeah. Let's

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see now. Before we wind this

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window down, just something I

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want to hit you with. Something

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else I want to hit you with. I

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can already see here a couple

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of people. Anaconda GZ in the

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heezy with the four tweezy.

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Thank you very much.

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And I tell you what we'll do

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here. We'll go old school on

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this. Bear with me now. Bear

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with me now. Incredible CGI.

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Coming to you live from a car

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in a town. And I want to say

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something else. Yeah, it looks

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like there's daylight. But that's

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just the way things are in the

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town at the moment.

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We're right on the edge of the

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meridian. And our time zone.

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Yeah, brilliant. Brilliant. I

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think we're in here. I think we're

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in. I think we're in. Yeah. I

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think we're in. Hold on one sec.

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I think we're in business.

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About to drop some really bad

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business.

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A crazy bit of business.

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I wonder, can you hear?

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The auto-tune.

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And does it send you to the

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moon?

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The audacity of hype.

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Delirium.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Will you give a shout out to

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the Polish boy, Rafal?

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Sound.

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I hope you're doing well.

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I wanna say thanks to Frecky

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Schoonz as well.

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Delighted to have you back, big

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man.

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Ross Kemp is there.

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Throwing fibers like a real

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hard sham.

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So glad I got to tune in for my

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own personal episode.

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A few cans of two Borg.

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We're gonna knock them back

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tonight.

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And thank you all for tuning in.

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And I'll make sure I'm out of

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the car before I crack open a

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tin.

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Cause you don't want to drink

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and drive.

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That's not gonna keep you alive.

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It'll probably really make you

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end up dead.

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And thanks to CJ for the two

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two euro.

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What the hell did you do to me?

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We're gonna take the window

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down a notch for a second

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little hodgepodge.

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I'm spitting bars like a demon.

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And I hardly got any sleep last

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night.

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My name is Stephen.

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It's Francis.

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Check out my birth cert.

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And if you want, I've got a lot

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of dirt.

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To dish on your ma and your dad

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as well.

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I heard Amsterdam is in the tip

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zone.

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I can smell the pungent in the

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key notes.

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And the sativistic euphoria

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that the mind gets to hit.

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When you're doing Amsterdam is

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in the tip zone.

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Me and Eric of the boys have

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booked a flight to the

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Amsterdamus.

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We're gonna get an Airbnb miss.

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Check it, fucking Demus and

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pliers.

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What the hell happened to those

290
00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:06,640
boys?

291
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You're here, her and thanks for

292
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,760
the 25 yo-yos.

293
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It's a really nice thing to see.

294
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,780
And now we're gonna flex some

295
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getaway on the PS3.

296
00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,900
Minus one, you do the math.

297
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,140
You end up with the PS2.

298
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,480
My name ain't...

299
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Graf.

300
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,560
Come to think of it.

301
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,090
Graf isn't even a name to begin

302
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:32,840
with.

303
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,240
But that's just the way we do

304
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,750
things in this car right here

305
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,440
now.

306
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Gonna get on with the show.

307
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,100
Burned out.

308
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,300
Sorry, sorry about that.

309
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,260
Completely burnt out there for

310
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,380
the last line or bar.

311
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,040
And a clone named Gibson, Chris

312
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McBee.

313
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I want to say a big thank you

314
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,390
to each and every one of you

315
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,420
cats out there.

316
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:57,900
Especially you, Chris McBee.

317
00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:02,250
An absolute, undeniable, inescapable

318
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genius.

319
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Thanks for the tip.

320
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,140
Thanks very much for the tip.

321
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,300
And clone named Gibson.

322
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,840
Very, very, very, very, very,

323
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,280
very nice situation as well.

324
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,880
Let's get this getaway show on

325
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,440
the road here, shall we?

326
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,960
I'll take that as a yes.

327
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:32,160
Right.

328
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:35,060
We already had a Shackadema

329
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:38,560
suppliers go this earlier on.

330
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,030
I didn't want to get caught

331
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,020
with the pants down.

332
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,740
Going into a stream and then

333
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,310
you load it up and nothing

334
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,140
happens.

335
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,140
So what we're going to do is

336
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,360
start a brand new game.

337
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,520
I have a save state.

338
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,010
The good thing with this is a

339
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,240
save state as well.

340
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,540
You can save your state.

341
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,520
Brooklyn, Lukey, thank you very,

342
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,000
very much.

343
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,520
Very, very kind man.

344
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,350
Congrats on the NAG test, my

345
00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:06,860
man.

346
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,180
How's the hard drive?

347
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,080
Oh, the hard drive.

348
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,990
If anyone is arsed or concerned

349
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,880
about that hard drive, checked

350
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,960
it out earlier on.

351
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,420
Western Digital hard drive, 8

352
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,440
terabyte.

353
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,320
It's running like a dream still.

354
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,360
So it fell off five shelves

355
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,400
high of a shelf and it still

356
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,900
has stuff on it.

357
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,310
And it's still writing away and

358
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,120
reading away.

359
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,840
And I haven't written anything

360
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,340
to it.

361
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:31,810
My writer's a love letter for

362
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:32,600
those days.

363
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,060
Jimmy, how the hell are you?

364
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,660
Robbie, thank you very much.

365
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,220
I hope you're doing well.

366
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,960
Seagate and the mega Shenmue

367
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,180
mystery.

368
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,740
I was thinking of maybe replaying

369
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,130
Shenmue as well for people who

370
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,660
worked there the first time.

371
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,690
And also maybe just trying to

372
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,720
really go hell for leather on

373
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,200
it.

374
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,470
Maybe a Shenmue speed run one

375
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,160
of the days.

376
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:54,900
That might happen.

377
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:55,740
Game is too loud.

378
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,580
People are saying the game is

379
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,380
too loud.

380
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,190
Paul Meschke, thank you very

381
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,040
much.

382
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,220
Captain Zach, Robbie, Jimmy,

383
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:03,600
Jesus.

384
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,090
Mark, formerly Sweetbeast,

385
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,200
Brooklyn, Lukey.

386
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,380
You hammered your Trebubble.

387
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:08,660
Schlug Whopper.

388
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,800
Dicky Rocks, Love Child.

389
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,680
A nice brief.

390
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,520
Thank you very much.

391
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,640
Any buzzin'.

392
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,340
Yurty Ahern.

393
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,060
Yurty Ahern says, I'm on night.

394
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,320
So this is inconvenient.

395
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,390
But I mean, you can watch it

396
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:20,800
back.

397
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:21,700
Can you not?

398
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,100
Right, get ready guys.

399
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:24,500
This is it.

400
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,420
EastEnders the video game.

401
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,520
The game created and developed

402
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,940
by Phil Mitchell.

403
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,420
Inside Westminster Cabinet.

404
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,820
Frank Butcher is in the mix as

405
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,580
well.

406
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,100
Thank you very much Frankie B.

407
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,900
The hair is too loud.

408
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,720
See you, Speedrun Tesco.

409
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:44,020
Viper Higgins.

410
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,630
Kindly sponsored by Delta Mastitis

411
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,200
2.

412
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:47,880
Thanks very much.

413
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,340
Heron owns Catalytic Converts.

414
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:50,980
Frank Butcher.

415
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:51,480
Thanks very much.

416
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,180
Let's get going here.

417
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,280
Let's get going.

418
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,540
Buckle up guys.

419
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,240
We're in for some class cinematics.

420
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,040
Class cinematics.

421
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:03,640
Here we go.

422
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,300
Thanks for the tip.

423
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,280
Thanks for the tip Heron.

424
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,360
Oh yeah.

425
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,600
One thing I have to stress.

426
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,490
The FMVs go a little bit slower

427
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,230
than what they should do at

428
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:14,900
times.

429
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,340
So it's actually funnier.

430
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,020
But it's not going to ruin the

431
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,560
game.

432
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:19,220
Not for me.

433
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,620
I actually will find it funnier.

434
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,820
Hopefully you get on board with

435
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:22,180
that.

436
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,120
Here we go.

437
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,060
She's one of Charlie's specials.

438
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:25,900
Specials?

439
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,780
Special people with special

440
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,340
jobs.

441
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,780
She used to be on the game

442
00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,240
until she found her true

443
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,020
calling.

444
00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:33,390
What the fuck are you talking

445
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:33,860
about?

446
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,120
Yeah.

447
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,720
She does the wet jobs.

448
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,540
Charlie says the...

449
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:39,690
So I'm just going to pause it

450
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:40,140
there.

451
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,410
A great thing about the emulation

452
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,460
is that you can pause us.

453
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,620
She does the wet jobs.

454
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,160
Used to be on the game until

455
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,320
she met Charlie.

456
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,870
She's doing a job for Charlie

457
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:50,540
now.

458
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,890
That's what we're dealing with

459
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:53,220
here.

460
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,970
A lot of Guy Ritchie kind of

461
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:58,700
mockney cockney talk.

462
00:17:59,060 --> 00:17:59,980
It's going to be...

463
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,320
It's just going to be great.

464
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,760
I'm going to carry on here.

465
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:04,040
Thank you very much.

466
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,040
How was the hard drive today?

467
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,380
We've just after seen there.

468
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,400
It's sound.

469
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:08,980
I managed to get this game on.

470
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,740
Thank you very much.

471
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,220
And Gunner.

472
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,060
Fat32.

473
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:12,700
Dead format.

474
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,200
I know she didn't.

475
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:13,640
Here we go.

476
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,500
Is she coming from a bird?

477
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:16,860
Whoa.

478
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:18,760
She's a topper.

479
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,760
Oh yeah mate.

480
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,110
She's not the slightest bit

481
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:25,240
squeamish about a bit of claret.

482
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,240
What the fuck do we need

483
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,870
someone like that on a job like

484
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:30,680
this?

485
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,180
What are you fucking mean back

486
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:32,580
for?

487
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,610
It's going to be a simple fight

488
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:35,140
now.

489
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,100
We pick up the bird.

490
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,440
We pick up the kid.

491
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,020
And we take them to Charlie.

492
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:40,880
Okay.

493
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:41,180
Okay.

494
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:42,180
Just going to recap for you

495
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:42,520
here.

496
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,560
It's meant to...

497
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,460
The boys have got a job to do.

498
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,240
And there's a bird doing the

499
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:47,980
wet work.

500
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,360
The bird is going to go and do

501
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,160
the wet work.

502
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,660
The bird is cockney slang for a

503
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,160
woman.

504
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,250
And apparently Charlie says

505
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,420
that the people that they're

506
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,140
going to whack and hit,

507
00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,750
they don't see it coming with a

508
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,120
bird.

509
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,760
So she's going to do the job.

510
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,770
And these guys are quibbling

511
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:04,720
and saying,

512
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,450
oh, maybe the bird isn't going

513
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,880
to do the job as good as a man.

514
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,070
But let's see how it pans out

515
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:09,440
here.

516
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,620
You going soft eyebrows?

517
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:13,240
I bet.

518
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,580
Getting scrittles, mate.

519
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:15,950
Don't you know things have an

520
00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,660
habit of getting complicated?

521
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:18,780
Complicated?

522
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,340
What can be complicated about

523
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,780
picking up some bird and her

524
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:22,220
kid?

525
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,740
They're on their way down.

526
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,260
And what are you looking at?

527
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,360
Oh, nothing to say.

528
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:36,440
Good.

529
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,400
Fuck it, Charlie.

530
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,700
Said I'd be working with

531
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,000
professionals, not a bunch of

532
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,100
bloody has-beens.

533
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,540
Shut it here, they come.

534
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:44,520
Shut it.

535
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,650
What, let's do the business

536
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,040
here.

537
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,680
Watch and learn something.

538
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,120
You move when I tend to move.

539
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,390
We'll wait till they've locked

540
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,340
the door.

541
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,000
The first rule.

542
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,640
Right, a lot of people saying,

543
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,940
turn on the subtitle.

544
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,000
Look, we're going to do that.

545
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,430
I've started the game without

546
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,720
doing it, but we'll do it.

547
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,540
So each and every FMV sequence

548
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,080
will have subtitles.

549
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,380
It can be painful.

550
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,250
What's happening here is the

551
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,020
bird now is going to get out of

552
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,100
the jam jar, which is the car,

553
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,820
and head over the street.

554
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,030
And she's going to perform an

555
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,700
execution on someone.

556
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,790
I think it's meant to kidnap

557
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,200
Charlie's son.

558
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,650
Charlie's a hard man, an East

559
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,950
End hard man who's in bed at

560
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:26,740
the moment.

561
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:27,820
And wait till you see it when

562
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,900
he goes to the bedroom.

563
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,630
He sleeps in his suit on top of

564
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,300
the bed because they didn't

565
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,200
have the graphical capability

566
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,560
to be arsed making that

567
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,540
animation.

568
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,300
Let's have a look.

569
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,180
It's going to get very

570
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,500
interesting from here on in.

571
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,240
Never leave the transaction

572
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,960
obvious route to escape.

573
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:45,960
Let's go.

574
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,540
Transaction?

575
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,060
Christ, what a bitch.

576
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,530
There's Charlie's son and

577
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:05,380
Charlie's wife.

578
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,840
I'm proud of you then, eh?

579
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:10,000
Missy!

580
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,380
Trigger warning for anyone here.

581
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,600
Bit of violence is going to

582
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,360
happen here.

583
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,980
Sorry to spoil it to be the

584
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,780
spoiler of the part here.

585
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,780
But there's a bit of violence.

586
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,720
And as you can see, the

587
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,900
graphics are so visceral and

588
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,030
real that it could actually

589
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:22,780
shock and awe.

590
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:23,690
Anybody who's just tuned in,

591
00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:24,400
they might be going,

592
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,270
Why am I watching a real Faces

593
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,020
of Death live leak video?

594
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,140
Don't worry.

595
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:29,680
It's not.

596
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,100
It's just an amazingly stark,

597
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:36,480
well-animated execution.

598
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:37,760
It's not a real one.

599
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,560
Don't worry about it.

600
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,380
Thanks very much.

601
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,940
Slugshining, Scumbeliner, Bonerjams,

602
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,220
Laura McNamara, Frankie Scones,

603
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,690
O'Sheen, How's the Hard Drive,

604
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:46,270
Gunner, 532, Alan Wilkie, Killbot,

605
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,250
Wave the Shafee, Heron, Owens

606
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,520
Catalytic Converted.

607
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:50,420
Thanks very much, lads.

608
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,350
Look, I'm going to keep this

609
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:51,780
rolling.

610
00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,780
Could we have a word?

611
00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,040
We've got a few questions we'd

612
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,340
like to ask you.

613
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,920
Yeah? Who's asking?

614
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,570
We'd like to discuss this in

615
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,160
private, if we could.

616
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,620
You're not the police.

617
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,620
Since when the police start

618
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,940
dressing like common tarts?

619
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:09,500
Oh!

620
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,600
Bitch!

621
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,440
Run, Alex!

622
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,100
Get him in the car!

623
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:12,580
Move!

624
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,520
Mark Hammond!

625
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,240
Suze!

626
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:20,680
No!

627
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,520
Idiots!

628
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,800
Get out, my pub!

629
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,880
Bloody energy!

630
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,200
Come on, get in the car!

631
00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:31,720
Quick!

632
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,300
Suze!

633
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:36,800
Suze!

634
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,500
Get off me!

635
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,720
Let me down!

636
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,520
Where's my son, you mug?

637
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:49,040
Go go go go go!

638
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:51,860
Oh my god!

639
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:52,900
Get our boy back!

640
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:53,900
Suze!

641
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,600
Get our boy!

642
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,280
Get our boy back, Mark!

643
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:58,560
Suze!

644
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,360
Suze!

645
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,360
Oh my god!

646
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:00,860
Suze!

647
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,360
Suze!

648
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:01,860
Suze!

649
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:02,360
Suze!

650
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,360
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

651
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:10,330
And that's the first chapter of

652
00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:11,850
the getaway a beautiful

653
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,860
beautiful game very East Enderish

654
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:15,040
notes

655
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,960
and here we are in the car it's

656
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,870
time to turn that volume down

657
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:20,670
now and this is it out of the

658
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,040
frying pan and into the fire.

659
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,200
Let's just before we do that go

660
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,250
into options here and always

661
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:32,040
subtitles on that's the shove.

662
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,770
And there we have and we can F1

663
00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:41,040
that for auto save I hope.

664
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,130
Very very very compact

665
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,600
situation we're taking them in

666
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,040
here.

667
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,040
Saving that stit.

668
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,800
Right I need to be reminded, I

669
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,420
might need to be reminded at

670
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,040
times to be able to get that

671
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,040
bloody auto save going.

672
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040
There we go.

673
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,040
Come on!

674
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,040
Great mechanics.

675
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,040
Great mechanics.

676
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,420
Unbelievable mechanics of the

677
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,040
game here.

678
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,040
Look at the indicators.

679
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,040
We're in London.

680
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:06,040
In-

681
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,040
Wait-

682
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,040
Shit where am I going?

683
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,700
The indicators tell us where to

684
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,040
go.

685
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,040
I've just hit someone.

686
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,620
There a man who's come out of a

687
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,040
pub.

688
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,660
And I'm getting post-traumatic

689
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:17,920
stress disorder now from

690
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,540
getting arrested over in London

691
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,040
there.

692
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,040
Oh no someone on the road.

693
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,040
No danger danger.

694
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,040
And then we turn left.

695
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,040
Driver is being drunk.

696
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,040
Uh you can hear on the police

697
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,250
scanner there driver is being

698
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,040
drunk.

699
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,040
It's a crazy bit of business.

700
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,040
So.

701
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,040
Lovely soundtrack.

702
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,790
Impressive visuals for a game

703
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:41,040
of-

704
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,040
I was 10 years old now.

705
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,040
I'm enthralled.

706
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,040
Thank you very much.

707
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,040
Loo Boo.

708
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,040
Have mercy.

709
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040
Thanks very much.

710
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,040
What the fuck the fuck?

711
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,040
Get out the fucking way man.

712
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,820
Just after running over a woman

713
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,040
there.

714
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,040
There's no need for it.

715
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,040
No need for it.

716
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,540
I'm so used to playing the

717
00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,040
American games here.

718
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,110
That I'm on the wrong side of

719
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,040
the road.

720
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,040
So.

721
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,350
We don't know how well this is

722
00:25:11,350 --> 00:25:12,040
going to go.

723
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:12,860
Will I make it to my

724
00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,040
destination on time?

725
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:15,170
Now we're on one of these

726
00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,040
bridges that goes over the Thames.

727
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,240
It might have been the one

728
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,500
where the boom-boom stuff

729
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,040
occurred recently enough.

730
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,880
Maybe any Londonians or Londonites

731
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,040
can tell us.

732
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,350
We're at the Tate Modern on the

733
00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:28,040
left.

734
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,040
And now we're heading down here.

735
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,360
A big gas canister in the

736
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,040
middle of the fucking road.

737
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,280
I think it could be near the

738
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,040
Barbican or something like that.

739
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,040
Watch it, ya maniac.

740
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,070
And someone there in a cab

741
00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,280
being an arsehole not getting

742
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,040
out of the way.

743
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,290
It's a crazy bit of business

744
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,040
altogether.

745
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,520
Someone said the BFI, Scumbelina,

746
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,040
the BFI.

747
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,290
Very cultured comment to make

748
00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:46,040
there.

749
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,910
And now we can see from the car

750
00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:54,040
up in front which is a...

751
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,320
I think it's a Rover, I'm not

752
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,040
sure.

753
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040
We've got real cars in this.

754
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,040
I'm driving an Alfa Romeo.

755
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,570
I don't know what model it is

756
00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:05,040
but it's nippy enough.

757
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,040
It's got a bit of nip to it.

758
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,040
The nipple twister.

759
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,980
And we're moving at pace

760
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,400
towards the east end of London

761
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,540
where our protagonist Mark Hammond,

762
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:20,050
or as he's known in Cockney,

763
00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:22,150
Mark Hammond, is going to a

764
00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,040
lockup.

765
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,040
A lockup. A lockup.

766
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,040
A lockup.

767
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,800
I'm going to try and perfect

768
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,640
and finesse the accent as the

769
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,040
game progresses.

770
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,680
But we need to get into this

771
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,040
lockup and...

772
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,540
Let's take a fucking save state

773
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,040
there.

774
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,040
No.

775
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,040
Cars beginning to smoke here.

776
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,040
Unbelievable resolution.

777
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,040
Unbelievable graphics.

778
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,040
Just killed someone there.

779
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,040
It's a shame about that.

780
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,040
And there we have the bastards.

781
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,040
The bastards.

782
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,040
The bastards car.

783
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,040
Must be inside.

784
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,040
Must be inside, he says.

785
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,040
What's that about?

786
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,040
Have I gone past?

787
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,040
Alright, okay, down there.

788
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,040
Here we go.

789
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,040
Right, how do you shoot again?

790
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,040
I forgot.

791
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,040
This is lovely now.

792
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,800
Does anyone have the link to

793
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,390
the HBO, the Mark, Mark

794
00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:29,340
formerly known as Sweet Beasts

795
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,040
edit of the Chernobyl?

796
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,210
And if they do, I don't know

797
00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:33,380
how you'll be able to send it

798
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,520
to me because links aren't

799
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,040
allowed in the fucking chat.

800
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,400
But unless you're a moderator,

801
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,320
so I suppose if Mark or, if

802
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,430
Mark is a moderator, if he has

803
00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:44,040
it, I'm not sure.

804
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,670
How would you aim? How would

805
00:27:46,670 --> 00:27:52,250
you aim? How would you aim? Oh

806
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,040
fuck. Fuck you.

807
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,040
Naughty, naughty!

808
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,040
Naughty, naughty!

809
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,040
Naughty, naughty!

810
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,660
A few naughty boys playing with

811
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:06,040
naughty, naughty toys.

812
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,330
And the great mechanic here is

813
00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:08,560
what we're gonna really see a

814
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,040
lot of.

815
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,290
It's called lean and get better

816
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,040
again.

817
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,270
Mark, if you're watching there,

818
00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:22,320
Mark, am I right in saying that

819
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,040
you made an edit?

820
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,410
Or is that just something I

821
00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:27,360
dreamt? You made an edit of the

822
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,040
HBO thing.

823
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:33,040
Here we go, let's reload it.

824
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,040
Okay, so R1. R1 will aim.

825
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,700
Ah, we're dual wielding now, we're

826
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,040
dual wielding.

827
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,040
What's just on? What's going on?

828
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,650
What's just happened? Someone

829
00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:59,910
exploded the explodey barrels

830
00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:02,180
that were left outside the door

831
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,040
lockup.

832
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,540
That's for the Queen. Charlie,

833
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:17,560
where's Charlie gone? He's

834
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,040
round the other side, mate.

835
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,250
And there we have classic,

836
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:25,810
classic pallet loads of Castlemaine

837
00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:28,000
4X, Foster's Stella, our toys,

838
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,040
and a load of our beers as well.

839
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,180
I'm not on the beer tonight now,

840
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,040
it was a bit of a sesh.

841
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:33,990
A stewardship phase sesh that I

842
00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:35,980
regrettably drank those cans,

843
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,040
and I...

844
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:38,530
We were good at the time, but

845
00:29:38,530 --> 00:29:40,040
now I think about...

846
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,440
Oh fucking hell, someone's got

847
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,040
a shotty.

848
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,390
But I'm thinking maybe the

849
00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:44,730
quality of the stream does

850
00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,330
deteriorate the more cans that

851
00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:47,790
get drunk, but I mean fuck it

852
00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:49,040
anyway, you know?

853
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,040
I know. We...

854
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,800
At least we got a negative

855
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,040
COVID test out of it anyways.

856
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,590
There we go. And this is a

857
00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:58,040
great scenario to be in now.

858
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,670
We're in the lockup, and lots

859
00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:02,070
of pallets of booze. I tell you,

860
00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:04,470
it would be brilliant if you

861
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,040
could have a few cans here.

862
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,280
We might just take a pause. No,

863
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,290
we'll watch the HBO special

864
00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:10,480
after we've completed the first

865
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,040
mission.

866
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,780
And search "Diatlav audition 2"

867
00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:14,340
says Tipperary. Thanks very

868
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:15,970
much Tipperary. I hope you're

869
00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:17,040
getting on well.

870
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,090
Big shout out to Damon Albarn.

871
00:30:19,090 --> 00:30:21,210
The GAA banished door. Just

872
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,200
send in a fucking hand pass.

873
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,040
You can. So someone says there.

874
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,560
Great, great. Bit of business

875
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,040
there.

876
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,550
Flat to the mat with the party

877
00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:31,210
hat says Whelan. I hope you're

878
00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:32,040
doing well.

879
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040
I'm stuck here. I think I'm...

880
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:35,890
I don't know where I'm going.

881
00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:36,590
Okay, we need to do a bit of

882
00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:37,040
leaning.

883
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,200
So we've been shot in the back,

884
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,440
but don't worry. You don't have

885
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,320
to go to A&E. Just lean against

886
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,040
a wall.

887
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,630
And perhaps an interesting

888
00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:45,040
insight into getting shot,

889
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,440
which we never really knew

890
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,680
about. If you are in that base,

891
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,650
that crazy world of crime and

892
00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:52,040
grime in London.

893
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,640
Don't worry about having to go

894
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,460
to hospital. Just lean against

895
00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:56,880
a wall. If you're involved in

896
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,190
some kind of altercation. Of

897
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,130
which there is a higher chance

898
00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,040
than ever.

899
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,040
Oh, fucking hell.

900
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,930
What with COVID sending

901
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:07,610
everybody absolutely lula. And

902
00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:10,120
then plenty of videos out there

903
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,040
of people going absolutely menty.

904
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:14,990
I've seen an amazing video,

905
00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,860
which I wouldn't show on the

906
00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:18,650
stream now in case YouTube

907
00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:20,680
clamped down on my streams for

908
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,560
being showing violence and

909
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,040
stuff like that.

910
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,700
But it was just two people

911
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,540
walking their dogs and one dog

912
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,280
got a little bit shirty with

913
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,040
another little batter.

914
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,450
And then the owner, who had a

915
00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:35,960
few cans, had a bottle of Prosecco

916
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,360
in his hand and was like, "You

917
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,440
don't need to do that to my dog,

918
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,040
man."

919
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,490
I don't know where the accent

920
00:31:42,490 --> 00:31:43,690
was from. It was like a

921
00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:45,450
combination accent. It was half

922
00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:47,040
Cockney, half wherever.

923
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,530
And anyway, the thing, needless

924
00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:51,680
to say, it all ended in a big,

925
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,040
massive fight.

926
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,750
But your man just fucking ended

927
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,580
up getting the bottle of Prosecco

928
00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:58,160
and smashing it over another

929
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,750
lad's head. This is all because

930
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,040
of a dog barking at another dog.

931
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,940
So if you really don't have

932
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:05,720
your wits about your any situational

933
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,970
awareness in London, you could

934
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,040
end up with a-

935
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,000
With a bottle of Prosecco right

936
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,040
smashed over your canister.

937
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,060
Red FM has seen it, great stuff.

938
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,160
It's called Greenwich Fight. If

939
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,690
you Google that or you YouTube

940
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:21,040
it.

941
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,790
It plays out like a really well

942
00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:26,880
choreographed piece of cinema.

943
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,930
And unfortunately it does cut.

944
00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,530
It cuts right at the juiciest

945
00:32:30,530 --> 00:32:31,040
bit.

946
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,700
But at the same time, was that

947
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,950
the intent? You know, maybe,

948
00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:37,450
maybe they just wanted to leave

949
00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:39,290
the audience wanting more. I'm

950
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,040
not, not sure to say.

951
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,700
It sounds like they need to

952
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,520
sort out their differences down

953
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,900
the ball alley. Jamie, Sherry,

954
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:45,040
thank you very much.

955
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,570
Your ma would lose in a fight

956
00:32:46,570 --> 00:32:48,240
with my ma, you see. That's

957
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,190
great. That's great news. And

958
00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:52,040
hope your ma's doing okay.

959
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,640
And she's fighting strong.

960
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,070
Sounds like she's a bit of a,

961
00:32:55,070 --> 00:32:56,490
bit of a grappler, your old

962
00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:57,040
lady.

963
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,840
Bit of a brawler, back alley

964
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,210
brawler. Which, would I be

965
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,190
right in saying your old lady's

966
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:06,210
a corner street crawler? Or

967
00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:08,340
would I, would she be more of a

968
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,040
back alley brawler?

969
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:12,850
Would I be able to download a

970
00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,880
video, a VA, an AVI file from

971
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,820
MaFights and just say random

972
00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:22,140
mothers fighting for, for cash

973
00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:24,040
on the street?

974
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,640
He's here. Who is? Here we go.

975
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,000
I'll turn the volume up here,

976
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,330
cause there might be a little

977
00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:32,620
bit of, er, funny business

978
00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:36,040
about to, about to take shape.

979
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:37,930
And if it gets too loud now,

980
00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,310
definitely tell me I'll endeavour

981
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,440
to make it better. Can you see

982
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,040
it as well? Is it bright enough?

983
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,020
I'm not sure if it's bright

984
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,040
enough on the monitor.

985
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,040
Oi, I know you though.

986
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,660
As if you just, that's some of

987
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:56,040
that.

988
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,050
He was just stood there.

989
00:33:58,050 --> 00:33:59,310
Instead of shooting me to death,

990
00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:00,300
he decided to have a little

991
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,040
conversation.

992
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,040
Oi, I know you.

993
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,040
We're coming for you, Hammer.

994
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,040
You're not really though, Erwin.

995
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,980
You're fucking, you should,

996
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,060
another, er, Sun Tzu, a man who

997
00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:13,160
definitely didn't read Sun Tzu's

998
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,040
article.

999
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,040
Here he is.

1000
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:16,850
Too many, Hammond. We've got

1001
00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,040
you there, boy.

1002
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,040
Oh, you're up, now.

1003
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,090
Hell, these guys are a little

1004
00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:23,040
bit tasty.

1005
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,420
If you didn't hear that then,

1006
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:27,860
it was, "Oh, Hammond, we're

1007
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,040
coming for you now!"

1008
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040
How's your couch here, sir?

1009
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,040
Yeah, good stuff.

1010
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,380
And look at this lovely bit of

1011
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,040
shtelten.

1012
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,040
Look at that sidestep.

1013
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,960
Plenty of days down the gym,

1014
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,200
working the glutes, the delts,

1015
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,040
the velts, the smelts.

1016
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,040
Whoever smelted, dealt it.

1017
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,240
And, uh, one of the quads,

1018
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,640
whatever those muscles are, the

1019
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,040
legs.

1020
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,200
He's definitely been, he's been

1021
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,040
on the frog machine.

1022
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,170
You can tell I'm a habitual

1023
00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:57,040
patron of gyms.

1024
00:35:01,040 --> 00:34:59,650
So, let's just explode these

1025
00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:02,580
barrels, even though there's no

1026
00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:05,040
need to explode them now.

1027
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:06,360
More of a health and safety

1028
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,040
scenario.

1029
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,180
Ah, that's great animation. The

1030
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:09,040
bodies are on fire.

1031
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,480
Brilliant stuff. Crazy bit of

1032
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,040
animation.

1033
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,720
A lot of bang for your buck

1034
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:13,040
there.

1035
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,290
I can't even turn the volume

1036
00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:16,040
down, is it?

1037
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:20,650
I just, there's a lot of funny,

1038
00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:26,040
uh, maybe if I can turn the...

1039
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,100
The music down, and the voice

1040
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,040
acting up.

1041
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,220
Sound, let's have a look here

1042
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,040
now.

1043
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,290
Sound, balance, mode, mode,

1044
00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:37,040
mono, no, like that.

1045
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,040
Balance, vibration.

1046
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,040
Thanks for the tip.

1047
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,490
Thank you very much for that

1048
00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:45,040
there.

1049
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,600
Whiplash, I hope you're doing

1050
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,040
well.

1051
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,560
And Vincent Brown, out on the

1052
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,040
town.

1053
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,040
Glad you're back, Viper.

1054
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,420
Check out launch of a virtual

1055
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,040
Irish pub, 1995, on YouTube,

1056
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,320
for some cutting edge Irish Fat

1057
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,040
32 computing.

1058
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,830
Might stick that one in the Rolodex

1059
00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:00,430
for the next Shafay stream, if

1060
00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:02,040
you don't mind, Vincent.

1061
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,940
I'd be well happy about that,

1062
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:07,240
having some Irish themed Fat 32

1063
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,080
content for the stream in and

1064
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,040
of itself.

1065
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,280
Right now though, it's all

1066
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,890
about EastEnders, Phil Mitchell,

1067
00:36:12,890 --> 00:36:14,370
Grant Mitchell, Peggy, get out

1068
00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:15,040
of my pub.

1069
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,910
Tell you what, there's a great,

1070
00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:18,820
it's not Cockney, but it's, it's

1071
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,040
get out of my pub.

1072
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,510
It's a man, an English man in a

1073
00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:23,040
pub saying get out of my pub.

1074
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,500
Shouting it in a Labour-leaved

1075
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,040
face, Keir Starmer's face.

1076
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,650
A real excellent clip, which I've

1077
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:34,040
watched about 70 times.

1078
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,040
Joy, I ain't gonna lie. Smile!

1079
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,000
I'd say about 27 times actually,

1080
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,900
I was exaggerating with 70, but

1081
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,740
it's quite definitely in the 25

1082
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:43,040
to 30 mark of it.

1083
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,200
Just real, real vitriol of it

1084
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,040
as well.

1085
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,450
We're nearly at the end of this

1086
00:36:47,450 --> 00:36:48,910
now, and it's gonna be another

1087
00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:50,550
beautiful, beautiful cinematic

1088
00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:51,040
scene,

1089
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,610
which I'm really, really

1090
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,400
pleased to be able to premiere

1091
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,040
to you.

1092
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,850
That is of course, unless you're

1093
00:36:56,850 --> 00:36:58,040
able to give it one.

1094
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,040
Lovely better lead in here.

1095
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,040
Just, F1 that.

1096
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,040
How long did I take it?

1097
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,040
It's him and go go out.

1098
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,040
Right, here we go. Cinematic.

1099
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,040
Oi oi!

1100
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,040
I think he's with us again.

1101
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,040
I don't know, son.

1102
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1103
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1104
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1105
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1106
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1107
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1108
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1109
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1110
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1111
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1112
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1113
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1114
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1115
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1116
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1117
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1118
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1119
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,040
Morning, I'm going to go out.

1120
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,880
*Fighting noises*

1121
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,480
I think he's with us again.

1122
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,640
How you doing, son?

1123
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,930
Morning, sunshine. Good to see

1124
00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,000
you again.

1125
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,600
Do you sleep well? You look a

1126
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,000
little drowsy.

1127
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,440
Grievous. Bring the boy around.

1128
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,560
I want his undivided attention.

1129
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,320
*Poof*

1130
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,320
*Poof*

1131
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,800
Where's my son, you fat bastard?

1132
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,060
Patience, Mark, my boy. All in

1133
00:38:18,060 --> 00:38:19,640
good time.

1134
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,240
All in good time. Charlie.

1135
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:23,900
If you don't tell me where my

1136
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,040
son is, you better kill me now.

1137
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,510
Is there any way to greet an

1138
00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:29,480
old friend? Stop talking and

1139
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,600
start listening, Hammond.

1140
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,840
You're in no position to be

1141
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,160
making demands. Oi.

1142
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,840
What's this all about, Charlie?

1143
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,200
I thought you'd retired.

1144
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,800
You know what I have. I'm not

1145
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,720
with the Collins' gang anymore.

1146
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,680
*Poof*

1147
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,540
You know that. I'm running the

1148
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:45,450
nightclub. I've been out nearly

1149
00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:46,930
two months and I'm not in the

1150
00:38:46,930 --> 00:38:47,480
life.

1151
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,450
I don't want to do this shit

1152
00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:50,480
anymore! *Poof* Don't want to

1153
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:50,480
do this shit anymore! *Poof*

1154
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,240
Relax, son. You'll do yourself

1155
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,620
an injury. I'll do you an

1156
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,410
injury, Charlie. I'll fucking

1157
00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,680
swear I'll kill you.

1158
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,520
Get back here. Get back here.

1159
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,520
eyebrows

1160
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,100
I'm out by the boy isn't Oh

1161
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,520
Terry Tibbs is after you

1162
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,130
Can you hear me? Are you

1163
00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:09,940
listening now Marky boy?

1164
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,900
Put him in the chair

1165
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,280
Do I have your attention now

1166
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:28,840
Marky boy?

1167
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,870
Because we're gonna play a

1168
00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:32,690
little game. Do you like games,

1169
00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:34,140
son? Why about give him the

1170
00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:36,020
phone? Do you like Tekken 3?

1171
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,710
Do you like Cooler World on the

1172
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,960
PS1?

1173
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,460
Hey?

1174
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,580
Is that what you like? Hey?

1175
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,720
Do you like Toon Raider 3?

1176
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,720
Thanks for the tip. Is that it?

1177
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,400
Do you like a bottle of Prosecco?

1178
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,600
Down at Greenwich?

1179
00:39:59,600 --> 00:39:59,990
I bet I get a bottle of Prosecco

1180
00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:02,780
and smash it off your canister!

1181
00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:06,240
Sorry about that. I'm just

1182
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,890
trying to I just want to accentuate

1183
00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:10,840
the mood here

1184
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,590
Because I'm not sure whether or

1185
00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:13,480
not the drama is really

1186
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,800
carrying out there. I just want

1187
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,930
to really put my own two cents

1188
00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:16,380
in it.

1189
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,030
And a lovely bit of Oboe or a

1190
00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:20,170
thank you very much for the tip.

1191
00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,560
Was it an Oboe or was it a clarinet?

1192
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,920
Fucking hurt my neck there

1193
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,560
doing that fucking tension.

1194
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,550
SilverPixie5 thanks very much.

1195
00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,490
And Gameboy. Gameboy. And Whiplash

1196
00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:31,980
thanks very much. Send Tom my

1197
00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:33,520
best please. I hope he's doing

1198
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,950
well. Great to see you again

1199
00:40:34,950 --> 00:40:36,500
Francis. Last night's stream

1200
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,030
was class. Thanks very much

1201
00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:40,560
Silver. And this one is great.

1202
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,940
So far he says. So a bit of a

1203
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,410
caveat. We don't know if it's

1204
00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:44,940
gonna continue being great. But

1205
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:45,740
so far it is.

1206
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:47,740
Thanks for having me.

1207
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:49,260
And thanks very much for that

1208
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:50,990
Cockney Cinematic Oboe. Let's

1209
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,960
carry on with the business here.

1210
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,500
So just to recap for those at

1211
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,250
the back. You owe your dealer

1212
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:57,720
money and you can't pay him

1213
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,840
back. It's tit for tat. This

1214
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,000
fella. The bald lad. He's a big

1215
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,870
mover and a shaker in the East

1216
00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:05,820
End. He's one of the Bethnal

1217
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,850
Green boys. And he's gone and

1218
00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:09,840
got a hold of Mark Hammond who's

1219
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,060
not in the business anymore. I

1220
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:13,740
run a nightclub now.

1221
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,670
Nah. And he's gonna get Mark

1222
00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:17,380
Hammond to run around town

1223
00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,170
doing various tasks for the

1224
00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:21,180
baldie lad. And if he doesn't

1225
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:23,190
then he's gonna kill his son.

1226
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,300
Which is only a child. Which is

1227
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,940
a very monstrous thing to

1228
00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:29,120
really have over someone. What

1229
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,680
odds and to what end is he

1230
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,850
doing this? We're bound to find

1231
00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:34,720
out right now. Because I'm

1232
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,040
gonna unpause the game.

1233
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:44,210
This is the game we're gonna

1234
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,540
play. Just a bit like Simon

1235
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:49,240
Says. I mean you do what I say.

1236
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,930
I ring you. You do the job. You

1237
00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:54,350
don't do what I tell you. The

1238
00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:56,860
kid dies. You don't do where I

1239
00:41:56,860 --> 00:42:00,070
tell you. The kid dies. You don't

1240
00:42:00,070 --> 00:42:01,600
do when I tell you. The kid

1241
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,400
dies. You get in my drift.

1242
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,830
So just to recap there, the

1243
00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:08,110
game is called, it's like Simon

1244
00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,640
Says, except there's a child in

1245
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,080
it who will die.

1246
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,640
If the stakes are higher, it's

1247
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,320
not just like your average game,

1248
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,150
as Simon Says, there's a lot of

1249
00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:18,800
nasty East End men who have

1250
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,220
control of a child.

1251
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,700
I mean, if I was Mark Hammond,

1252
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,130
I wouldn't have gone off on the

1253
00:42:23,130 --> 00:42:24,280
missions anyway.

1254
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:26,110
I would have found a sneaky way

1255
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,850
to get the police or the filth

1256
00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:29,390
involved at the earliest

1257
00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:30,600
possible time.

1258
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,370
You know, let them know that

1259
00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:33,540
this guy is out there.

1260
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,150
You know the way when a child

1261
00:42:35,150 --> 00:42:37,040
is involved, then everybody

1262
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,380
piles on the fuckers.

1263
00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:39,540
But let's just see what the

1264
00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:40,300
leverage is.

1265
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:41,840
He must have some leverage, the

1266
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,470
fucker, because it's, these are

1267
00:42:43,470 --> 00:42:44,300
high stakes.

1268
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,510
Peggy Mitchell, thanks very

1269
00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:45,840
much.

1270
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,060
And geezers and goblins, far

1271
00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:47,520
further.

1272
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:48,840
How many times can this guy ask

1273
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,160
us if he has our attention?

1274
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,680
We're listening to you, Goon.

1275
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,110
Stop asking and just start

1276
00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:54,520
telling us you're going to

1277
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,820
murder the guy's son.

1278
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,680
Thanks very much.

1279
00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,920
And Sophistic, thank you very

1280
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,280
much.

1281
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,820
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1282
00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:01,550
If you want to see your kid

1283
00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:03,530
alive, you do exactly what I

1284
00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:04,120
say.

1285
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,190
You talk to anyone, you're late,

1286
00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:09,060
or you let me down.

1287
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,040
Your kid dies.

1288
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,900
Do I make myself clear?

1289
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,100
No, you ain't.

1290
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:15,740
Crystal.

1291
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:16,740
Crystal.

1292
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:16,860
Crystal.

1293
00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:17,260
Clear.

1294
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,560
What's this all about Charlie?

1295
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,060
What's going on Charlie?

1296
00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:21,010
What are you doing this to me

1297
00:43:21,010 --> 00:43:21,300
for?

1298
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,740
We ain't done nothing to you.

1299
00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:24,660
Where's my son Charlie?

1300
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:26,860
You're still not paying

1301
00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:28,220
attention.

1302
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,220
Not a very good listener are

1303
00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:31,060
you son?

1304
00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:32,100
Lottie boy ain't ya?

1305
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,460
You're on the run.

1306
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:35,540
You killed your wife.

1307
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,150
You left the murder weapon

1308
00:43:37,150 --> 00:43:38,420
behind the scene.

1309
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:40,740
You're a convicted bank robber.

1310
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:42,340
Do you think the filth are

1311
00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:43,780
gonna believe you?

1312
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:47,290
You better kill me now Charlie

1313
00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:48,100
I'm telling you.

1314
00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:50,580
As if you don't.

1315
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:53,220
I'll get you finished I swear!

1316
00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:53,780
Yee!

1317
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,820
Mark. Mark. Mark.

1318
00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,820
Such anger.

1319
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,420
What am I gonna do with you?

1320
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,500
Oi!

1321
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,540
Right in the mint pies.

1322
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:09,780
You have no idea do you son?

1323
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:10,980
Starting his boat race.

1324
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:11,910
You thought I was ready for the

1325
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:12,580
old people zone.

1326
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,250
When Bevanel Green had done

1327
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:14,820
with you.

1328
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,540
to bury you and your kid.

1329
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,060
Well, bury his kid,

1330
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,820
ain't we, Charlie?

1331
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:27,960
And that's another

1332
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,800
little bit of Cockney

1333
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,050
appreciation. That was the

1334
00:44:31,050 --> 00:44:32,040
first mission done.

1335
00:44:32,140 --> 00:44:32,870
A crazy bit of business

1336
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:33,500
altogether.

1337
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:35,960
Art appreciation.

1338
00:44:36,220 --> 00:44:37,880
Game time. One minute and

1339
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,200
43 seconds. Doesn't make sense

1340
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:39,780
whatsoever.

1341
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:40,890
Down with the Viper. Thanks

1342
00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:41,760
very much for that.

1343
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,210
Lucas, thank you very much for

1344
00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:43,640
that.

1345
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,800
Bit of a booboo word on the end

1346
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:45,180
of your

1347
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,650
name there, Lucas. That might

1348
00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:47,960
result

1349
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,020
in a ban, but thanks very much

1350
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:49,660
for the thing.

1351
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,140
I don't make those rules.

1352
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,100
We've moderators operating.

1353
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,600
Even if you don't see them in

1354
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,500
the spanners,

1355
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,300
they are out there, so please

1356
00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:57,860
don't be

1357
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:58,660
don't be fuck.

1358
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,240
Don't be. Thanks for the tip.

1359
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,620
Thanks very much, Danny Dyer's

1360
00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:03,960
Magic

1361
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,840
Gobo. I want to talk

1362
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,680
about Lucas there who did a booboo

1363
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:07,980
word

1364
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:10,200
in his fucking tip.

1365
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,060
Do that again,

1366
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:12,440
son.

1367
00:45:12,580 --> 00:45:15,660
and we're going to take you

1368
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:16,180
down to

1369
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,100
Bethnal Green

1370
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:20,180
and see if you can

1371
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:22,280
fly with the pigeons.

1372
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,320
lost the way there a little bit.

1373
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,940
It's not really a...

1374
00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:29,340
People don't say that in the

1375
00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:29,880
East End,

1376
00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:30,340
I don't think.

1377
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,560
Look, we'll keep it going

1378
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,120
anyway.

1379
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,520
We've got an F1 save state to

1380
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:34,980
make.

1381
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:35,980
Thanks for the tip.

1382
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,960
said I would play a little bit

1383
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,600
of Mark,

1384
00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,080
formerly known as Sweet Beasts.

1385
00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:43,730
Unbelievable conceptual editing

1386
00:45:43,730 --> 00:45:46,960
skills on a stream I did last

1387
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,680
year called HBO's...

1388
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,180
HBO...

1389
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,260
Oh, I produced it, sorry.

1390
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,120
I produced it.

1391
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280
And there was another...

1392
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,480
We got an actor in anyway,

1393
00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:55,410
and I wish I'd have done the

1394
00:45:55,410 --> 00:45:56,100
fucking research,

1395
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,280
because he wasn't...

1396
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,740
He said he was in EastEnders.

1397
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,800
But when it came to the crunch,

1398
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:02,690
he wasn't really as good as I

1399
00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:03,640
thought he was going to be,

1400
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:04,750
so we'll see a little bit of

1401
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:05,820
that now in a moment.

1402
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,890
Just want to say a big thanks

1403
00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:07,820
there to you, Slag,

1404
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:09,280
and Danny Dyer's Magical.

1405
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,410
Well, can you please say shut

1406
00:46:10,410 --> 00:46:11,020
it, you Slag,

1407
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,190
in a Cockney accent for the

1408
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:13,520
full Cockney experience?

1409
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:14,140
Please don't worry.

1410
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,090
I'm saving those little pearls

1411
00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:16,740
of wisdom,

1412
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:17,910
because you don't want to

1413
00:46:17,910 --> 00:46:18,780
really...

1414
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:19,620
You know, you want to save some

1415
00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:20,810
excitement for the rest of the

1416
00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:21,660
stream as well.

1417
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:24,120
So without further ado,

1418
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:26,060
we're going to open up Firefox,

1419
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,280
the website known as Firefox,

1420
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,120
and then we'll go to a website

1421
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,440
known as YouTube,

1422
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,820
and then we'll type in what

1423
00:46:33,820 --> 00:46:35,060
somebody...

1424
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,360
Who told me to say what is it

1425
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,040
again now?

1426
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,320
Is it Dyatlov Auditions?

1427
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:40,720
Connor Patrick, thank you very

1428
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,120
much.

1429
00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:42,340
Dyatlov.

1430
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:45,080
Well, I tell you what,

1431
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,080
we'll have a little look at

1432
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,260
some Cockney moods first.

1433
00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,840
Cockney moods from last year.

1434
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,180
Just to get us into the mood,

1435
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,350
because sometimes you need to

1436
00:46:53,350 --> 00:46:54,180
really be...

1437
00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:55,520
We need to be in the zone.

1438
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,340
We're playing...

1439
00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:59,940
This is like video-ception now.

1440
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,200
We're playing the getaway.

1441
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,760
There we go now.

1442
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:03,700
Is that right?

1443
00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:04,970
Being in the getaway Black

1444
00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:05,340
Monday,

1445
00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,560
and to celebrate that fact,

1446
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,800
I'm going to be providing you

1447
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,060
with an acting workshop masterclass.

1448
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,620
Cockney workshop.

1449
00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:13,640
Phil is returning from the shop

1450
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,040
with the wrong brand

1451
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,660
of toilet roll,

1452
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:17,960
or of kitchen roll, sorry.

1453
00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:20,950
and his friend Arthur is not

1454
00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:21,920
impressed.

1455
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,880
Cockney moods, volume one,

1456
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,310
and there is a bit of swearing

1457
00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:25,820
in this,

1458
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:26,720
because it is Cockney.

1459
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:32,800
How you doing, you alright?

1460
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,780
I brought back a kitchen roll

1461
00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:35,560
you wanted.

1462
00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:37,460
That's not the fucking right

1463
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,440
one, Phil.

1464
00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:40,600
That's not the fucking right

1465
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,620
one, son.

1466
00:47:42,140 --> 00:47:43,050
What do you mean it ain't the

1467
00:47:43,050 --> 00:47:45,180
right one, you fucking muck?

1468
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,340
I bought this brown square from

1469
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,880
the supermarkets.

1470
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,510
Listen, Phil, I don't want to

1471
00:47:51,510 --> 00:47:53,930
fucking put your mush through a

1472
00:47:53,930 --> 00:47:55,560
plain glass window, yeah?

1473
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,340
But you're gonna have to take

1474
00:47:57,340 --> 00:47:59,320
that round back, sunshine.

1475
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:02,070
Because if you don't, I'm gonna

1476
00:48:02,070 --> 00:48:03,160
kill you.

1477
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,100
Alright, alright.

1478
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:05,820
I don't know about that.

1479
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:07,680
I mean, I'm looking back now

1480
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,990
and with hindsight, yeah, it's,

1481
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,340
you know, the mood was...

1482
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:13,840
I got the mood there, but some

1483
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,210
of the acting, some of the

1484
00:48:15,210 --> 00:48:16,920
accent work may need refining.

1485
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,560
I don't know where that last

1486
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,250
bit was when I said I'm gonna

1487
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:20,900
kill you.

1488
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:21,900
I don't know why it went off

1489
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:22,420
like that.

1490
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,180
Let's have a listen to that

1491
00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:23,500
again.

1492
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,660
Glass window, yeah?

1493
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,380
Don't!

1494
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:28,480
I'm back, sunshine.

1495
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,100
Because if you don't, I'm gonna

1496
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,160
kill you.

1497
00:48:32,820 --> 00:48:33,200
Yeah.

1498
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:34,320
It's more of the intonation

1499
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,000
that...

1500
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,400
I'm gonna kill you, right?

1501
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,580
But I didn't say...

1502
00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:40,000
Anyway, we'll...

1503
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,780
Alright, alright.

1504
00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:42,920
I'll bring him back.

1505
00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:45,030
What do you want me to do with

1506
00:48:45,030 --> 00:48:45,540
it?

1507
00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,300
I don't care, Phil.

1508
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,830
If you stick it up your arse,

1509
00:48:49,830 --> 00:48:50,520
son.

1510
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:51,920
Brilliant.

1511
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,640
It ain't the right brand.

1512
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,100
Brilliant.

1513
00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:56,110
Now fuck off back to the

1514
00:48:56,110 --> 00:48:57,620
supermarket.

1515
00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:58,480
Brilliant.

1516
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,100
Like a good little boy.

1517
00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:00,780
Really good.

1518
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,710
Before I put your head through

1519
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:03,540
the pipe.

1520
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,680
Alright, alright.

1521
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,220
Bloody...

1522
00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:05,820
That's brilliant.

1523
00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:07,670
But this ain't the last you've

1524
00:49:07,670 --> 00:49:08,860
seen of me, eh?

1525
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,540
Because I'm gonna be back

1526
00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:12,220
tonight.

1527
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:12,940
Wow.

1528
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,700
Again, pudding and beans.

1529
00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:15,640
And that's not...

1530
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,440
That's egg and pudding and

1531
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:16,760
beans.

1532
00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:17,280
It's not cockney.

1533
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,460
I'm just actually blown away.

1534
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:18,940
I'm not...

1535
00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:20,000
Look, I'm not one to blow my

1536
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,130
own trumpet or anything like

1537
00:49:21,130 --> 00:49:21,520
that.

1538
00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:22,660
But I...

1539
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,110
Really, I'm impressed with that

1540
00:49:24,110 --> 00:49:24,900
ending as well.

1541
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:25,440
Thanks for that.

1542
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,040
You're in the mood.

1543
00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:26,760
You are there.

1544
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,170
And Poddy Bob, thank you very

1545
00:49:28,170 --> 00:49:28,600
much.

1546
00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:30,060
Poo Nugget, Sanguished Panda,

1547
00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:31,300
Silage and Connor Patrick.

1548
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,480
I hope you're doing well.

1549
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:33,980
It's great, great, great, great,

1550
00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:35,540
great, great, great to see you.

1551
00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:37,580
Just one more of those.

1552
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,200
Or actually...

1553
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,140
No, we've got a whole game.

1554
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:40,940
We might need to...

1555
00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:41,420
I'll tell you.

1556
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,830
If there's an inspiration,

1557
00:49:42,830 --> 00:49:44,050
maybe there needs to be a brand

1558
00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,250
new series of Cockney Acting

1559
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:45,860
Workshop.

1560
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,500
I'm not sure...

1561
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,260
Egg and pudding and beans.

1562
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:48,410
We're gonna run out of Cockney

1563
00:49:48,410 --> 00:49:49,280
Acting Workshops.

1564
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,740
Egg and pudding and beans.

1565
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,620
Egg and pudding and beans.

1566
00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:55,960
It's not cocky.

1567
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,040
Do you know what this means?

1568
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,720
Do you know what this means?

1569
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:05,260
In the chat there, NJQ, NJQ has

1570
00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:06,840
just said,

1571
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,370
started good and the ending was

1572
00:50:09,370 --> 00:50:11,180
shite of the stuff.

1573
00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:13,150
So, you know, there's a few

1574
00:50:13,150 --> 00:50:14,400
people there.

1575
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:16,080
Probably just jealousy, I'd

1576
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:16,760
imagine.

1577
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,660
You can imagine it because I

1578
00:50:18,660 --> 00:50:20,370
don't even have it in me to

1579
00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:21,560
write anything negative on the

1580
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,620
internet about stuff about

1581
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,060
people.

1582
00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:24,350
So, I mean, it really does

1583
00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:25,790
speak volumes about you there

1584
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,200
in the chat who said that.

1585
00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:28,240
It's just like, you know, if

1586
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,350
you don't have anything nice to

1587
00:50:29,350 --> 00:50:30,280
say, don't say it.

1588
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,160
Egg and pudding and beans.

1589
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,400
Egg and pudding and beans.

1590
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:39,420
Egg and pudding and beans.

1591
00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:39,920
Egg and pudding and beans.

1592
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,040
The second in a series.

1593
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:43,590
Right, so we have another bit

1594
00:50:43,590 --> 00:50:45,540
of Cockney Acting Workshop here.

1595
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:46,850
Barry Gooch is asking, I sent

1596
00:50:46,850 --> 00:50:47,660
you a link last night to be

1597
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,380
perfect for this.

1598
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:49,100
A techno Viking.

1599
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:49,740
You did.

1600
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,340
Frank Butcher.

1601
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,000
Perfect stuff.

1602
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,790
We might get around to that in

1603
00:50:52,790 --> 00:50:54,620
a little bit, in a moment.

1604
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,280
Thanks very much.

1605
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,340
Cockney Moods.

1606
00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:57,440
Just before we get on to the

1607
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,910
second mission, another Cockney

1608
00:50:58,910 --> 00:50:59,380
Moods.

1609
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,630
...of acting, working shop,

1610
00:51:01,630 --> 00:51:02,640
master classes.

1611
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,980
And in this situation, Phil is

1612
00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:07,260
after going down to the shop.

1613
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,330
He's come back from the shop

1614
00:51:08,330 --> 00:51:08,660
again.

1615
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,680
This time with the wrong fruit.

1616
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,680
I think it's got a banana in it.

1617
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,400
Now this is a tough one.

1618
00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:19,140
I love, look at that starting.

1619
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:19,760
The beginning.

1620
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,620
It's a moody.

1621
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:21,660
It's just on the door.

1622
00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:22,340
The hand on the door.

1623
00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:23,500
It's great cinematography.

1624
00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,180
D.O.P. work.

1625
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,220
And this is tough now because

1626
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,070
it's all about pronouncing

1627
00:51:29,070 --> 00:51:30,960
banana in a kind of a Cockney

1628
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:31,580
way.

1629
00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:33,280
And it can be fucking tough.

1630
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,640
Like, I've tried it, tried it.

1631
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:35,540
I don't know if I, I think I

1632
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:36,320
managed to get it.

1633
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,730
I think I managed to get it

1634
00:51:38,730 --> 00:51:39,580
okay.

1635
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:40,840
To a good standard.

1636
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,540
Let's start on that again now.

1637
00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:47,540
What?

1638
00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:50,580
I got that banana you won't eat.

1639
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:50,900
Brilliant.

1640
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:52,720
Who said you won't eat that

1641
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,520
banana?

1642
00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:55,400
Ah, fucking hell.

1643
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:55,800
Brilliant.

1644
00:51:57,020 --> 00:51:57,660
Look at that.

1645
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,460
And it's, it's just even before

1646
00:52:00,460 --> 00:52:01,910
the, even before they start

1647
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,370
talking to each other, it's

1648
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,240
just quite, it puts you right

1649
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:05,960
there.

1650
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:06,890
You're in the East End of

1651
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:07,380
London.

1652
00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:08,240
You're in a lockup.

1653
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:08,800
You're in a garage.

1654
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:10,200
You're in a pub called the Old

1655
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,040
Vic Snags Head.

1656
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,270
And you're fucking having the

1657
00:52:13,270 --> 00:52:15,020
crack and doing everything that

1658
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:16,360
they do over there.

1659
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,370
Let's just go back there and

1660
00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:20,220
just get that banana.

1661
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:20,540
What?

1662
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:23,480
What?

1663
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,220
I got that banana you wanted.

1664
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,180
Who said I wanted a banana?

1665
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,610
We'll go for a second take on

1666
00:52:30,610 --> 00:52:31,280
that one.

1667
00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:31,820
Action.

1668
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,320
Oi, oi.

1669
00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,660
Who said I wanted a banana?

1670
00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:36,660
Lovely stuff.

1671
00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,460
Oh, Arthur.

1672
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:38,700
Don't be giving, don't be

1673
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,250
giving me the run around again,

1674
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:40,920
Arthur.

1675
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,180
I bought you a five.

1676
00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:43,220
I bought you a five.

1677
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,220
That's what you asked for,

1678
00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:46,000
right?

1679
00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:47,940
Do me a favor.

1680
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,660
Go inside the bathroom, yeah?

1681
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,430
And stick that banana where the

1682
00:52:53,430 --> 00:52:55,080
sun does shine.

1683
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,240
I will do no such thing.

1684
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:57,820
Arthur.

1685
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:58,220
Well.

1686
00:52:58,380 --> 00:52:59,720
I will do no such thing.

1687
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:01,580
Now, do you want this banana or

1688
00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:02,820
are we going to have a bit of

1689
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:03,520
trouble?

1690
00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:05,520
I distinctly remember asking

1691
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,520
you, yeah?

1692
00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:08,760
To bring back an apple.

1693
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:10,740
Now, fuck off and get me an

1694
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:11,520
apple.

1695
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:12,920
Why?

1696
00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:13,260
Easy.

1697
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:14,540
I'll pull you an apple.

1698
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,340
I gave you the bananas and

1699
00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,260
option, Arthur.

1700
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,100
I like options, yeah?

1701
00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:20,560
But I don't like the options

1702
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,700
you have given me.

1703
00:53:21,780 --> 00:53:23,740
I don't like them, Billy.

1704
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,050
And sooner or later, those

1705
00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:27,540
options are going to fucking

1706
00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:28,080
end up.

1707
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:28,540
Too many options.

1708
00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:29,360
You're going to have too many

1709
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:29,740
options.

1710
00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:30,700
You don't know what to do with

1711
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:31,040
them.

1712
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,130
So the problem with your

1713
00:53:32,130 --> 00:53:33,200
options is, Billy.

1714
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,120
The problem with your fucking

1715
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,300
options, Phil,

1716
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:37,820
is that you've given me too

1717
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:38,820
many options.

1718
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,380
I don't want those options,

1719
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:40,880
yeah?

1720
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:41,360
Hey, brother, Jim.

1721
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,870
What time's the fucking solstice

1722
00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:44,900
starting?

1723
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:48,900
You don't need to cheat your

1724
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,380
watch, Phil.

1725
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,280
I'm sorry.

1726
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:54,020
Oi, oi, oi.

1727
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,080
What time's this fucking solstice

1728
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:56,920
starting?

1729
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,060
Bit of spit.

1730
00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:58,960
Bit of spit.

1731
00:53:59,140 --> 00:53:59,820
We'll take that again.

1732
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:00,660
We'll take that again.

1733
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,380
Oi, oi.

1734
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,020
This isn't even a fucking movie.

1735
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:05,400
This is just something the

1736
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,810
person who was uploaded has

1737
00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:07,900
just spliced in.

1738
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,460
Discount this.

1739
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:09,980
I don't really.

1740
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,460
This isn't canon, this bit.

1741
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:12,300
You on, Grant?

1742
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,260
You can just look at the stones,

1743
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:16,800
mate.

1744
00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:18,480
They're lined up with the sun

1745
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,340
to create a fucking eclipse.

1746
00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:22,900
Fuck off.

1747
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:30,300
We can return to that.

1748
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,870
But now what we've got to do is

1749
00:54:31,870 --> 00:54:33,100
go back to the game.

1750
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,160
It's an amazing game.

1751
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:35,580
It's the getaway.

1752
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,930
And we're going to carry on

1753
00:54:37,930 --> 00:54:39,180
with this.

1754
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,000
The first mission is over.

1755
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,440
The bad bastards have my son.

1756
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:44,680
They're going to kill him.

1757
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:46,470
Unless I do the missions that

1758
00:54:46,470 --> 00:54:47,760
they want me to do.

1759
00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:48,440
Connor Patrick.

1760
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:49,100
Thanks very much.

1761
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,420
Surely your Belfast accent is

1762
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,740
better than your Cockney.

1763
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:52,860
Do you know what?

1764
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,660
It's trouble.

1765
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,450
Trouble when it gets up to the

1766
00:54:56,450 --> 00:54:57,940
north or to the south.

1767
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,580
It's Cork or Belfast.

1768
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:01,760
It's tough.

1769
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,940
But I have an easy enough time

1770
00:55:03,940 --> 00:55:05,120
between there.

1771
00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,670
You know, the Midlands, the Leinster

1772
00:55:08,670 --> 00:55:09,900
kind of accent.

1773
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,980
And, you know, the West.

1774
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:12,840
They're a bit easier.

1775
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,560
But they're extreme poles there

1776
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,160
at the end.

1777
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,100
So, I mean, it's tough.

1778
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,000
I'm not going to attempt it now

1779
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
for fear of it falling flat.

1780
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,820
But what we won't, well,

1781
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:23,220
definitely won't fall flat here

1782
00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,220
is mission two of the getaway.

1783
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,550
The highly acclaimed,

1784
00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:28,360
critically acclaimed game.

1785
00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:29,870
Thank you very much, Paul Weller,

1786
00:55:29,870 --> 00:55:30,820
GAA Banished Door.

1787
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,760
Give that facking rat a half

1788
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,160
back a facking shoulder charge.

1789
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,000
And pop it under the facking

1790
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,640
bar for the three points, my

1791
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:41,160
son.

1792
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,010
Some great Banished Door, GAA,

1793
00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,220
mixed, interspersed with Cockney,

1794
00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:46,830
singing legends, stuff going on

1795
00:55:46,830 --> 00:55:47,360
there.

1796
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,460
I don't know who's tipping

1797
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:48,880
those.

1798
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,280
But it's quite obscure.

1799
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,460
It's definitely in the mood and

1800
00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:53,860
in tone with what we do here

1801
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:55,000
and what we like.

1802
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,200
Goat, milk, flat, white.

1803
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,380
Thank you very much.

1804
00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:01,130
Let's just do another F1 save

1805
00:56:01,130 --> 00:56:03,820
state just in case we fucked it

1806
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:04,440
up.

1807
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,760
And I tell you what, we might

1808
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,180
even save it there as well.

1809
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:18,500
Mission two.

1810
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,080
And then we'll go to bed.

1811
00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:21,300
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

1812
00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:22,460
How long have we been streaming?

1813
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,220
Yeah, we've been an hour.

1814
00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:24,360
We'll do another mission.

1815
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:26,100
Another bit of Cockney boots.

1816
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:26,800
And then bedtime.

1817
00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:28,480
You know, I want to keep these.

1818
00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:29,620
We'll do one minute.

1819
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,310
We'll try and keep the line

1820
00:56:31,310 --> 00:56:32,720
going each night.

1821
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:33,980
I can't promise you.

1822
00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:35,140
But I will try.

1823
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,840
Maybe the afternoon as well.

1824
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:40,980
But that'll be a different game.

1825
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:41,460
Hello.

1826
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:41,460
Hello.

1827
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:41,460
Hello.

1828
00:56:42,460 --> 00:56:42,800
What?

1829
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:44,800
Thanks for the tip.

1830
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,840
Yeah, all right.

1831
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:48,300
I'm listening.

1832
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,300
Rise and shine, Marky boy.

1833
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,960
You've got word to do.

1834
00:56:52,140 --> 00:56:53,420
So he slept in the car, is it?

1835
00:56:53,420 --> 00:56:54,160
Get on with it, Jolson.

1836
00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:55,820
Did he sleep in his car outside

1837
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:56,380
the house?

1838
00:56:56,460 --> 00:56:57,750
Or did the Jolson boys put him

1839
00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:58,900
into the car and now he's just

1840
00:56:58,900 --> 00:56:59,440
woke up?

1841
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,720
I want you to pay your old pals

1842
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,920
down in some of her visit.

1843
00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:07,540
Thrift Street, innit?

1844
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,120
I want you to let Nick Collins

1845
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,040
know you're no longer friends.

1846
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,280
What's this all about, Charlie?

1847
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,000
I want you to do a little DIY.

1848
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,340
A DIY?

1849
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,060
I'm not sure I'll get you.

1850
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,170
I want you to read Mortal

1851
00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:22,450
Collins' Restaurant, The

1852
00:57:22,450 --> 00:57:23,140
Republic.

1853
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:25,560
I mean trash it.

1854
00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:28,080
Smash the place to pieces.

1855
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,200
Crucify them.

1856
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,620
No, wait.

1857
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:33,400
Talk's the place.

1858
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,540
You got me.

1859
00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,170
Don't lead them to that place,

1860
00:57:36,170 --> 00:57:38,040
the towering fucking inferno.

1861
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,790
You're off your fucking rocker,

1862
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:40,480
Charlie.

1863
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:40,960
Are you?

1864
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,320
That's my old turf.

1865
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:43,780
They're friends of mine.

1866
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,780
You heard me.

1867
00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:46,100
Just get on with it.

1868
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,720
I'd better be seeing the

1869
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,980
Republic on the 6 o'clock news,

1870
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,080
or your boy will be all over

1871
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,300
the headlines by 10.

1872
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,660
I don't want any excuses, Hammond.

1873
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,090
Just do the job if you want to

1874
00:57:56,090 --> 00:57:57,280
see your kid alive.

1875
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,020
Great bit of writing.

1876
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:01,860
I want to see the Republic on

1877
00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:03,420
the 6 o'clock news,

1878
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,130
otherwise it's going to be your

1879
00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:07,050
little boy on the 10 o'clock

1880
00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:07,460
news.

1881
00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:09,260
Kind of paraphrase.

1882
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:10,440
I didn't get the quote right

1883
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,080
there, but...

1884
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,230
Crazy bit of business

1885
00:58:12,230 --> 00:58:13,680
altogether, isn't it?

1886
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,930
So, we're going to have some

1887
00:58:14,930 --> 00:58:15,480
coffee.

1888
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,300
I love this catchphrase.

1889
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,920
De facto catchphrase.

1890
00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:19,400
I love it.

1891
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:21,620
Turn that volume down.

1892
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:23,790
And now we're going to go for a

1893
00:58:23,790 --> 00:58:25,910
lovely little drive around

1894
00:58:25,910 --> 00:58:26,820
London.

1895
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:27,940
You see some nice sights.

1896
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:28,910
Anyone living over there

1897
00:58:28,910 --> 00:58:29,880
watching the stream?

1898
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,490
There's plenty of diaspora

1899
00:58:31,490 --> 00:58:32,080
there.

1900
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,940
Maybe this is really making you

1901
00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:36,400
not yearn for home,

1902
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,660
because you're just seeing

1903
00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:38,740
where you actually live

1904
00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:40,000
replicated in the game.

1905
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:41,440
Oh!

1906
00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,600
That's a bit naughty.

1907
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:45,940
Stop!

1908
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,400
I need your details.

1909
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,190
Someone there after my

1910
00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:50,520
insurance details.

1911
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:52,000
I'm in a Range Rover and it's gassed

1912
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:52,560
already.

1913
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:52,840
Look.

1914
00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:56,040
Gaseous clay.

1915
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,320
Killian Cunningham.

1916
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:01,220
Thank you very much.

1917
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,480
Nearly called you Cunningham.

1918
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:02,920
Then.

1919
00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:05,260
Solomon Ratchford Simpson.

1920
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,220
Thank you very much.

1921
00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:07,540
A pineapple I hope I do.

1922
00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:08,860
I only just watched the old getaway

1923
00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:10,120
streams back the other week.

1924
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:11,520
Thanks very much.

1925
00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:12,580
And it's a shame that we never

1926
00:59:12,580 --> 00:59:13,400
got to finish that,

1927
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,820
because I was playing that on

1928
00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:15,980
the PlayStation 3,

1929
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:18,580
which had a PS2 emulator in it.

1930
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:20,270
I should have just played it on

1931
00:59:20,270 --> 00:59:20,740
this,

1932
00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:22,300
because despite the cutscenes

1933
00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:24,010
being played at a kind of a

1934
00:59:24,010 --> 00:59:27,080
weird 50, 60, 75% pace,

1935
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:29,980
the gameplay is fluid.

1936
00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:33,300
Jack the Hat and Phil Eglinton.

1937
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,240
Thank you very much.

1938
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:35,610
And Mark, formerly known as

1939
00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:36,400
Sweet Beasts,

1940
00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:37,660
who's got that Diatalon video.

1941
00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:38,740
But now that I've got it, I'm

1942
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:39,740
not sure whether or not I want

1943
00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:40,260
to...

1944
00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:41,020
Yeah, we will see it.

1945
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:41,580
We will see it.

1946
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:43,140
We'll have to get out here.

1947
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,620
Range Rover is gassed already.

1948
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:45,830
Not a great advert for those

1949
00:59:45,830 --> 00:59:46,240
cars.

1950
00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:47,790
And apparently they're an

1951
00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:49,410
absolute pain in the arse to

1952
00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:50,700
have to maintain.

1953
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,110
But I mean, if you've got the

1954
00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:53,690
money to shell out on a gas guzzling

1955
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:55,060
monstrosity like that,

1956
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,090
you probably care a little much

1957
00:59:57,090 --> 00:59:59,040
for the maintenance of it.

1958
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:01,000
Maybe we'll get a cab.

1959
01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:03,260
See how fast these cabs go.

1960
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,340
Marky Mark.

1961
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,420
Thanks very much.

1962
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,000
Phil Eglinton to Jack the Hat.

1963
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:15,920
Now we're in a traditional Cockney

1964
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,420
London cab.

1965
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:19,630
It's not that traditional

1966
01:00:19,630 --> 01:00:21,060
though because it's green.

1967
01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:22,280
And it should be black.

1968
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,380
And now the filth are after us.

1969
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,540
We have a complete loss.

1970
01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:28,560
Not too soon though.

1971
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:29,610
And the filth have set up a

1972
01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:30,460
roadblock here.

1973
01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:31,680
Fuck the hell.

1974
01:00:32,580 --> 01:00:33,660
The filth have guns.

1975
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,140
It's armed response unit.

1976
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,000
Armed response unit.

1977
01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:38,860
Opening fire as we speak.

1978
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,290
But I've managed to get past

1979
01:00:40,290 --> 01:00:41,610
the crazy bit of business

1980
01:00:41,610 --> 01:00:42,480
altogether.

1981
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,360
As we move onwards and upwards

1982
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,920
through Hackney.

1983
01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:48,040
Or Hackney Wick.

1984
01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:48,860
Or I don't know.

1985
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,310
We're coming down towards the BFI

1986
01:00:50,310 --> 01:00:51,100
building now.

1987
01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:53,120
On the safe bank.

1988
01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:54,670
So maybe we're not in Hackney

1989
01:00:54,670 --> 01:00:55,180
Wick.

1990
01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:55,880
I'm not sure.

1991
01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:00,380
Slumberina there was saying

1992
01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:01,860
that that's the BFI building.

1993
01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:02,920
Is it really though?

1994
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:03,920
Because it looks.

1995
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,520
Looks like it's.

1996
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:06,920
It's like a roundabout.

1997
01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:08,000
It's a roundabout that goes

1998
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:08,560
around it.

1999
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:09,870
Looks like a load of offices or

2000
01:01:09,870 --> 01:01:10,560
something.

2001
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,630
I want to say a big thanks to

2002
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,280
Muammar Gaddafi.

2003
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,200
And Shaz and Dive.

2004
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,680
Very well right.

2005
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,500
And Doylerium.

2006
01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,380
Thank you very much.

2007
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,580
And we just killed someone.

2008
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:34,380
Unfortunately.

2009
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,360
Just outside the Tate Modern.

2010
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:38,440
If he manages to pick himself

2011
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:38,920
up.

2012
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:39,750
All he has to do is lean

2013
01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:40,660
against the wall.

2014
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,770
So it doesn't feel as bad when

2015
01:01:41,770 --> 01:01:43,060
you hit someone in this game.

2016
01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,340
We might be able to go and see

2017
01:01:45,340 --> 01:01:47,710
the Daniel Craig building as

2018
01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:48,960
well there.

2019
01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:50,820
Nathan.

2020
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:54,800
If MI6 building.

2021
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,540
The MI6 building.

2022
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:57,700
Was made.

2023
01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,320
Back when this.

2024
01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:01,420
Jarby.

2025
01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:02,220
This game was made.

2026
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:02,620
I'm not sure.

2027
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,360
I'm sure it was made.

2028
01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:04,560
But was it redesigned?

2029
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,500
I'm not sure.

2030
01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:08,500
Fucking hell.

2031
01:02:09,340 --> 01:02:10,240
What's he doing?

2032
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,240
Yeah.

2033
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:18,020
Yeah.

2034
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:19,330
The cost of doing business in

2035
01:02:19,330 --> 01:02:20,080
London City.

2036
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:21,940
It's a high price.

2037
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:23,730
Especially when I'm driving

2038
01:02:23,730 --> 01:02:24,420
around.

2039
01:02:24,860 --> 01:02:25,520
Like this.

2040
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,300
Like an effing maniac.

2041
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:34,010
Oh, fucking hell, fucking

2042
01:02:34,010 --> 01:02:36,340
fucking hell, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,

2043
01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:38,400
what, what, oi, oi, you what,

2044
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,360
what, oi, covent garden?

2045
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,120
Pull over, pull over!

2046
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,720
So we should actually be down

2047
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,870
near, I don't know man,

2048
01:02:48,870 --> 01:02:52,320
geographical knowledge of

2049
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,700
London is not great now, but

2050
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:57,180
maybe we are near Soho where we're

2051
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:58,140
meant to be going.

2052
01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,440
Oh yeah, we're getting

2053
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,320
indicators now.

2054
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,060
Oi, wrong way, who's not?

2055
01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:05,490
Leave it out, oi, oi, what,

2056
01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:06,830
leave it out, oi, oi, your

2057
01:03:06,830 --> 01:03:07,500
mother!

2058
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:10,520
You mug, you mug.

2059
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:13,380
You once, you slag, stick it in

2060
01:03:13,380 --> 01:03:16,310
the onion bag, oi, oi, oi, you

2061
01:03:16,310 --> 01:03:20,020
what, you what, you what, oi, oi.

2062
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,430
Now, down here, I turn, take a

2063
01:03:23,430 --> 01:03:25,820
turn for the worst.

2064
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:27,370
It's not Mayfair, Jack, it's

2065
01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:28,480
not Mayfair, but we're near

2066
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,520
enough, as I'd say.

2067
01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:31,920
And it's, it's not Mayfair, and

2068
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,270
it's definitely not Playfair,

2069
01:03:34,270 --> 01:03:36,650
because I'm running people over

2070
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:37,680
at pace.

2071
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:40,160
We just save that state.

2072
01:03:40,980 --> 01:03:41,600
Quick move!

2073
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,760
We get out, and here we go.

2074
01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:45,940
It's all on.

2075
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:48,320
You better watch out.

2076
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:50,630
We're about to spill a bit of

2077
01:03:50,630 --> 01:03:51,540
claret.

2078
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:53,280
I hope none of you guys

2079
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,820
watching this are squeamish,

2080
01:03:55,820 --> 01:03:58,420
because I've got a shooter, and

2081
01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:01,360
shit's about to pop off in Incha.

2082
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,960
Just a lovely little touch

2083
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,920
there, just to overemphasize

2084
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,070
the dark cockney moves that we're

2085
01:04:09,070 --> 01:04:10,740
about to experience.

2086
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:11,860
It's a crazy bit of business.

2087
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:12,940
Thanks very much for tuning in,

2088
01:04:12,940 --> 01:04:13,440
everyone.

2089
01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:14,100
Midnight.

2090
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:16,440
You can go to bed, or you can

2091
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,160
watch me torch down Republic,

2092
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,640
which is a high, upper-class

2093
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,040
eatery in Soho, frequented by wankers.

2094
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:25,880
I would imagine.

2095
01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:28,260
Seen this lad.

2096
01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:30,620
That was the last time you were

2097
01:04:30,620 --> 01:04:32,700
going to go to Republic for

2098
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,980
your dinner.

2099
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:35,580
Hey, what you're doing standing

2100
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,850
out there should have been

2101
01:04:36,850 --> 01:04:38,780
having your ding-ding, sunshine.

2102
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:42,620
No, no!

2103
01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:45,380
Tell Charlie, banana man's here.

2104
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:48,480
Fucking hell.

2105
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:49,620
Back off.

2106
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,300
Fucking hell.

2107
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:50,800
Back off.

2108
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,800
*Clears*

2109
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,800
*Clears*

2110
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,800
Oi!

2111
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,800
Oi!

2112
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,860
Sorry about that, I didn't

2113
01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:02,800
realise, I thought he was a...

2114
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,980
I thought he was a troublemaker,

2115
01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:06,800
I absolutely yetied him.

2116
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:07,670
And this guy here, I don't

2117
01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:08,580
think he's a troublemaker as

2118
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:09,680
well, but we need to make sure

2119
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,800
that no one is gonna...

2120
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,620
You don't want anyone to grass,

2121
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:16,320
tell any two tails like a canary

2122
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,800
down the whistling mine.

2123
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,230
Make sure you take all these

2124
01:05:21,230 --> 01:05:23,280
canaries out, because they'll

2125
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,090
only fucking whistle when they're

2126
01:05:25,090 --> 01:05:27,620
being roughed up by the Ros filth.

2127
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:29,970
Okay, we're going to get a

2128
01:05:29,970 --> 01:05:33,100
little bit yeti on this as well.

2129
01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:39,320
Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Oi, Oi,

2130
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:43,580
Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Oi, Yeti, Yeti,

2131
01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:47,580
Yeti, Oi, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti,

2132
01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:48,160
Yeti, Yeti, You what?

2133
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:52,490
Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, You what? You

2134
01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:57,720
what? Oi, Oi, Oi, Come on!

2135
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,890
Ok, now we're gonna just show

2136
01:05:59,890 --> 01:06:01,490
you a little bit of Yeti before

2137
01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:03,090
we carry on. I love the music

2138
01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:04,700
in the game as well, it's got a

2139
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:05,880
nice bit of jazz.

2140
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,660
Or whatever the hell you call

2141
01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:08,880
that bit of funk.

2142
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:13,850
Lovely bit of Yeti, hopefully

2143
01:06:13,850 --> 01:06:18,440
the stream doesn't get taken

2144
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:19,880
down.

2145
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,080
This is what we're gonna do in

2146
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,430
a minute. We're gonna, we're

2147
01:06:30,430 --> 01:06:31,790
watching a cinematic version of

2148
01:06:31,790 --> 01:06:33,090
what's about to go down inside

2149
01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:33,800
the Republic.

2150
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:36,300
The bar and eatery, the

2151
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:38,870
Republic, a restaurant, not

2152
01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,920
this country here.

2153
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:47,690
Lovely bit of business in the

2154
01:06:47,690 --> 01:06:51,960
bedroom there.

2155
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:14,760
Great stuff.

2156
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:14,760
Great stuff.

2157
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,720
Thanks for the tip.

2158
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:22,960
It's funny how it goes from

2159
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,520
super violence to just, you're

2160
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,040
all right.

2161
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:28,680
I cut that.

2162
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:29,760
Anyway, you know what the crack

2163
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,200
is there.

2164
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,370
We're not gonna watch the Billy

2165
01:07:31,370 --> 01:07:32,520
Connolly suggested video,

2166
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,500
because we've got better stuff

2167
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,320
to be doing at the moment.

2168
01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:37,390
That's not a slight on Billy

2169
01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:37,960
Connolly.

2170
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,090
It's very funny, but we've got

2171
01:07:39,090 --> 01:07:40,160
a game to play here because

2172
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,160
people want to get to bed.

2173
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,080
So here we are.

2174
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,800
It's all about to, it's all

2175
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,940
about to get a little bit dodgy.

2176
01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:56,980
F1. Save the state.

2177
01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:06,100
Unlucky, eh?

2178
01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:08,260
Help!

2179
01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:09,140
Don't let me...

2180
01:08:09,140 --> 01:08:10,740
Will we yeti these civilians?

2181
01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:12,850
Can we yeti the civilians

2182
01:08:12,850 --> 01:08:13,780
please?

2183
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:15,860
Can we yeti...

2184
01:08:15,860 --> 01:08:17,060
Can you fucking yeti them?

2185
01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:20,900
Sorry about that.

2186
01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:22,820
Yeti!

2187
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:31,050
there's Phil Mitchell there

2188
01:08:31,050 --> 01:08:33,670
Phil dressed up to the nines to

2189
01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:36,100
the gills he was sorry they're

2190
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:36,900
a game a bit loud

2191
01:08:40,340 --> 01:08:42,370
no shoot no shoot okay no

2192
01:08:42,370 --> 01:08:45,270
someone's got a shotgun he's

2193
01:08:45,270 --> 01:08:47,540
got a sword off you want to

2194
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,340
make sure you

2195
01:08:48,340 --> 01:08:50,460
take him out faster than you

2196
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,310
thought you could have done

2197
01:08:52,310 --> 01:08:54,520
before yeah oh for fuck's sake

2198
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,140
you mug

2199
01:08:55,140 --> 01:09:00,500
and there we hopefully we load

2200
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:05,250
reload the stage where we were

2201
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:07,380
great stuff

2202
01:09:12,260 --> 01:09:11,880
fuck you fuck out of the

2203
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:16,890
fucking way I'll get you boy

2204
01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:20,350
boy help help all right we'll

2205
01:09:20,350 --> 01:09:22,420
do it just do a little bit of

2206
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:22,940
lean in here

2207
01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:25,320
cockney's strangest families

2208
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,340
thank you very much is that

2209
01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:30,080
good man thank you very paddy norton

2210
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:30,800
tim reedy

2211
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,510
thank you very much and flambagging

2212
01:09:32,510 --> 01:09:33,920
nine mill jill it's a crazy bit

2213
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,020
of business chas and dave doylerium

2214
01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:38,430
sorry just need to do a little

2215
01:09:38,430 --> 01:09:40,830
bit of leanage here lean back

2216
01:09:40,830 --> 01:09:42,830
you can't do a lean on the

2217
01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:44,000
stairs you need

2218
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,280
to go down and fucking lean on

2219
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,840
a flat surface like here right

2220
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:57,840
thank god it's leaning look we

2221
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:01,640
play yeti in the background

2222
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,360
what's going on

2223
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:07,880
so we need a bit of eastenders

2224
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,220
music maybe

2225
01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:15,220
eastenders theme

2226
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:20,790
we'll keep that we'll keep yeti

2227
01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:25,910
we'll leave yeti for a bit and

2228
01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:31,350
we'll just hit these guys with

2229
01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:33,080
a bit of uh...

2230
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,080
uh...

2231
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:35,930
I'll just put the fucking

2232
01:10:35,930 --> 01:10:36,850
volume down in the end of the

2233
01:10:36,850 --> 01:10:37,080
game...

2234
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:37,790
I'll just put the fucking

2235
01:10:37,790 --> 01:10:38,580
volume down in the end of the

2236
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:39,080
game...

2237
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,280
Tim reedy thank you very very

2238
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,080
very very much...

2239
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,760
what we'll do is we'll yeti it

2240
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:50,080
up... and we'll eastenders it

2241
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:55,080
at the end of the fucking game...

2242
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,830
he's coming he's fucking coming

2243
01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:06,080
down now son...

2244
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,080
oh my god... oh my god...

2245
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,080
fucking hell...

2246
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,080
get him...

2247
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:24,080
come on maggot...

2248
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,080
get him...

2249
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,080
watch out up there...

2250
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,080
get him...

2251
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,080
fucking hell...

2252
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,080
get him...

2253
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,510
- Yes, sir! - You fucking

2254
01:11:31,510 --> 01:11:32,080
shotgun.

2255
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,080
- Ah! - Ah!

2256
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,400
OK, sorry about that. We're

2257
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,080
going to just reload there.

2258
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,080
- Have you done? - I saved it!

2259
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,320
- Well, it sounds like you're

2260
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,080
being burgled.

2261
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,280
- You want a cup of tea, love?

2262
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,080
- Yeah, lovely.

2263
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,080
Is there any hot water, Mum?

2264
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,310
Fucking hell, from the

2265
01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:52,080
beginning.

2266
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,080
- Huh? What are you doing?

2267
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,080
Moving!

2268
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:59,710
- Oh, look at that. - Look, we're

2269
01:11:59,710 --> 01:12:02,080
all friends here.

2270
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:05,110
- That lad just got... Yes,

2271
01:12:05,110 --> 01:12:07,950
these are innocents, I think,

2272
01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:09,080
are they?

2273
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:11,080
- Oof!

2274
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,080
- Oi, oi!

2275
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,080
- They fell for you!

2276
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,080
- Don't kill me! Don't kill me!

2277
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:24,720
Oh, give me.

2278
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,440
No, no!

2279
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:32,440
No, no!

2280
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,710
Do you want to know what time

2281
01:12:33,710 --> 01:12:34,440
will he own?

2282
01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:36,100
About half eight.

2283
01:12:37,780 --> 01:12:39,860
Get down in there!

2284
01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:40,540
Fucking hell!

2285
01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:42,820
You solo nonce.

2286
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,180
He just called someone a nonce.

2287
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,220
Fucking hell, kill him.

2288
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,360
Fucking mutt it.

2289
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,920
Save that. Do a bit of leaning.

2290
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:55,360
It's great.

2291
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:56,430
We're doing it. We're doing it.

2292
01:12:56,430 --> 01:12:56,880
We're doing it.

2293
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,130
Tim Reedy, thank you very, very

2294
01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:00,480
much.

2295
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:01,680
And Sandra Joyce.

2296
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,160
Rejoice to the Sandra.

2297
01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:06,500
We're about to go absolutely

2298
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,620
rejoicefully

2299
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,560
into the night

2300
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,280
after we torch this place.

2301
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,580
And send it into a pile of rubble.

2302
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,460
Because Charlie Joseph

2303
01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:17,380
wants to see this on the 6 o'clock

2304
01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:17,840
news.

2305
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,040
Otherwise,

2306
01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:20,200
it's going to be my boy on the

2307
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,320
10 o'clock news.

2308
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,160
You know what you've got?

2309
01:13:22,380 --> 01:13:23,200
You're dead!

2310
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:27,060
I've got a shotgun now.

2311
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:27,720
Get it!

2312
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:30,060
Get it!

2313
01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:32,980
Get it!

2314
01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:34,140
Here we go.

2315
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:36,220
Get it!

2316
01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:37,460
Is he coming? Is he coming up?

2317
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:38,420
Over!

2318
01:13:39,260 --> 01:13:40,740
Way out of all the mark.

2319
01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:41,440
You're way out of all the mark.

2320
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:42,520
You're coming in here with a

2321
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:43,060
shotgun.

2322
01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:43,210
You're coming in here with a

2323
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:43,320
shotgun.

2324
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:49,180
Here we are!

2325
01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,180
Come on, Sam.

2326
01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,140
Why's your being burgled?

2327
01:13:51,220 --> 01:13:52,040
You're being burgled?

2328
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:52,180
You're being burgled?

2329
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:53,280
Yeah, love it.

2330
01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:54,380
Make your booty to see you out.

2331
01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:55,100
You're only off water, man.

2332
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,220
It's time to get jiggy with it.

2333
01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:00,620
Will Smith style, yeah?

2334
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,440
Big Willie style.

2335
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,940
Where's that Big Willie style

2336
01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:07,220
CD I ordered off Amazon?

2337
01:14:09,220 --> 01:14:10,420
I had the original copy I

2338
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:11,420
bought off eBay.

2339
01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:13,180
It was signed and everything.

2340
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,620
Big Willie style.

2341
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:15,940
Love that, I do.

2342
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,980
What's that song he done in

2343
01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:20,900
Miami about the millennium?

2344
01:14:21,940 --> 01:14:23,800
It was, it was top drawer.

2345
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:26,840
Tell you what.

2346
01:14:27,740 --> 01:14:28,500
Get it all in here!

2347
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,260
Sam and all, boy.

2348
01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:36,260
Mark it!

2349
01:14:36,620 --> 01:14:37,660
Get back over here!

2350
01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:38,440
Do you want to go?

2351
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,360
I want something to be out!

2352
01:14:39,380 --> 01:14:40,100
Let's move him, people.

2353
01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:41,140
About half by.

2354
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:41,460
Shit!

2355
01:14:44,340 --> 01:14:45,100
Great stuff.

2356
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,250
This is a great scenario we're

2357
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:47,740
in here.

2358
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:48,700
Sorry about the alarm.

2359
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:49,860
Could be a bit annoying.

2360
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:51,780
That's a filth.

2361
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:53,860
We just killed a filth.

2362
01:14:58,780 --> 01:14:59,360
Back off.

2363
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:00,320
Back off.

2364
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,180
Back off.

2365
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,160
Back off.

2366
01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:05,280
Take the rules.

2367
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,480
Get in the car.

2368
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,360
Get in the car.

2369
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,360
oh

2370
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:22,640
that's what they're up now

2371
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:26,540
so we've managed to escape from

2372
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:30,160
one republic or whatever the

2373
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,560
hell the name of the bar is

2374
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,080
oh now we're filled out of it

2375
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:38,370
filth mitchell gonna run this

2376
01:15:38,370 --> 01:15:41,700
boy she's gone she's brown

2377
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,560
bread

2378
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:47,120
fuck

2379
01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:15,120
that's it we've done it you slag

2380
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:17,600
you filth

2381
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:24,740
charlie get out my pop son it's

2382
01:16:24,740 --> 01:16:27,210
alright all this death down

2383
01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:29,280
there and so all right charlie

2384
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,290
i've done what you asked i want

2385
01:16:32,290 --> 01:16:35,840
my kid back don't be hasty my

2386
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:38,850
son i've got another errand i'd

2387
01:16:38,850 --> 01:16:39,040
like

2388
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,330
you to do no way johnson you

2389
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:44,050
almost got me killed down there

2390
01:16:44,050 --> 01:16:46,670
by other people old friends of

2391
01:16:46,670 --> 01:16:47,200
mine

2392
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,550
and that ain't enough for you

2393
01:16:50,550 --> 01:16:52,780
is it you've got some serious

2394
01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:55,920
nerve you better look lively ammon

2395
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:56,080
i

2396
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,460
thought you were in hurry to

2397
01:16:57,460 --> 01:17:00,030
see your boy all right charlie

2398
01:17:00,030 --> 01:17:04,000
what do you want the locust

2399
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:06,750
those naughty boys from jerry

2400
01:17:06,750 --> 01:17:08,950
street were having themselves a

2401
01:17:08,950 --> 01:17:09,920
little society

2402
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,470
bashed the reptilian gallery in

2403
01:17:12,470 --> 01:17:14,850
hyde park now i wonder what the

2404
01:17:14,850 --> 01:17:17,280
art crowd would think they knew

2405
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:17,680
the

2406
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,140
14k were moving smack from the

2407
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:22,260
basement you must be joking do

2408
01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:24,500
you want me to hit the triads i

2409
01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:25,440
don't

2410
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:28,330
joke son now listen those 14k

2411
01:17:28,330 --> 01:17:30,800
bit of gallery there'd be all

2412
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,280
sorts of good passes running

2413
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:34,000
around

2414
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,330
fucking hell sorry about that i

2415
01:17:37,330 --> 01:17:40,520
didn't actually know that was

2416
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,020
going on uh how did they get

2417
01:17:43,020 --> 01:17:43,440
away

2418
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:44,990
with that is all i'm trying to

2419
01:17:44,990 --> 01:17:46,640
think now because that's kind

2420
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:48,120
of snuck up on me i knew i knew

2421
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:48,560
there's

2422
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:49,970
going to be violence and bad

2423
01:17:49,970 --> 01:17:51,520
language where i forgot about

2424
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,510
that i will continue anyway now

2425
01:17:53,510 --> 01:17:54,480
my you don't

2426
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,060
disturb them they get awful mad

2427
01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:57,380
damn boys if they feel like

2428
01:17:57,380 --> 01:17:59,260
they lost face over something i

2429
01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,960
need you to

2430
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,880
lift a little something from

2431
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,960
the basement however you gotta

2432
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,800
go in the front door to get it

2433
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:07,760
yeah something

2434
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,580
yeah it's uh an ornament for

2435
01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:13,060
the garden a terracotta soldier

2436
01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,440
but don't worry ain't a big one

2437
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,520
yeah well

2438
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,590
am i gonna know which one hey

2439
01:18:19,590 --> 01:18:21,750
you can't miss it son it's the

2440
01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:23,820
one with a stupid grin now be

2441
01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:24,480
careful

2442
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:27,060
it's fragile it's an historical

2443
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:28,870
heirloom oh yeah and it

2444
01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:30,960
contains a kilo of a smack

2445
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,220
great stuff when you get it

2446
01:18:34,220 --> 01:18:36,380
meet me a reggie's you know the

2447
01:18:36,380 --> 01:18:38,710
sputty doggy mile we'll have a

2448
01:18:38,710 --> 01:18:39,440
nice little

2449
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:42,580
drink love it great stuff so we're

2450
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:45,160
being sent to retrieve a kilo

2451
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:47,760
of heroin known as smack in the

2452
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,290
industry which is encased ensconced

2453
01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,400
in a little terracotta soldier

2454
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,480
which is in an art gallery and

2455
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:54,880
it's the

2456
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,440
triads that we're after here uh

2457
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,910
but we're we're gonna have to

2458
01:18:57,910 --> 01:18:59,320
leave that until uh tomorrow

2459
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,160
because this is

2460
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,120
the end of this session i want

2461
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:03,650
to say a big thank you to

2462
01:19:03,650 --> 01:19:05,770
everybody who tuned in well out

2463
01:19:05,770 --> 01:19:06,880
the doc sondra

2464
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,800
joyce tim reedy connor and connor

2465
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,440
patrick thank you everyone for

2466
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:17,800
tuning in we're going to play

2467
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,120
out with

2468
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:22,660
danny diyatlov auditions

2469
01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:24,640
fortune noble

2470
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,230
crazy bit of business a load of

2471
01:19:29,230 --> 01:19:33,840
cockney garbage bow bow bow bow

2472
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:37,740
diyatlov auditions okay great

2473
01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:41,490
stuff well that was it that was

2474
01:19:41,490 --> 01:19:45,240
eastenders and thank you very

2475
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,400
much for

2476
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,010
playing us out there eastenders

2477
01:19:48,010 --> 01:19:49,520
thanks very much for tuning in

2478
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,100
we're gonna keep going at this

2479
01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:51,600
uh possibly

2480
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,580
tomorrow night again uh and the

2481
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,300
night after if there if there

2482
01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:56,970
has to be another series of

2483
01:19:56,970 --> 01:19:58,160
cockney moods then

2484
01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,400
i'm not sure if we're going to

2485
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,650
be able to hit it nightly look

2486
01:20:00,650 --> 01:20:01,790
thanks for watching keep

2487
01:20:01,790 --> 01:20:02,560
subscribed and

2488
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,270
you'll know when when we're

2489
01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:05,850
going online now without

2490
01:20:05,850 --> 01:20:08,080
further ado you've seen chernobyl

2491
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,440
the hbo's chernobyl

2492
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:11,150
well we managed to get a hold

2493
01:20:11,150 --> 01:20:12,930
of an audition tape with one of

2494
01:20:12,930 --> 01:20:14,940
an eastenders stalwart he wasn't

2495
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:15,440
a main

2496
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:18,130
player he was one of background

2497
01:20:18,130 --> 01:20:19,480
extras but he was in over a

2498
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,900
thousand eastenders episodes he

2499
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:22,800
never got his

2500
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,960
big break he did get one line

2501
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,370
in the queen vic one night just

2502
01:20:27,370 --> 01:20:29,580
saying what uh um but that was

2503
01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:29,840
it

2504
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,150
they never gave him any more

2505
01:20:31,150 --> 01:20:32,560
after that apparently he was a

2506
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:33,840
bit of a bollocks after he'd

2507
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,480
had a drink

2508
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,600
here he is it's none other than

2509
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,810
diyatlov uh he did the audition

2510
01:20:38,810 --> 01:20:40,890
for for chernobyl it's it's

2511
01:20:40,890 --> 01:20:41,920
danny diyatlov

2512
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,540
doing his his stuff here good

2513
01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:48,240
night god bless him peace

2514
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:55,220
i'm gonna stay here and watch

2515
01:20:55,220 --> 01:21:02,260
it watcher danny diyatlov here

2516
01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:06,540
head controller of the f*cking

2517
01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:07,280
chernobyl

2518
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,550
experience edit so he's edited

2519
01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:11,820
by mark formerly known as sweet

2520
01:21:11,820 --> 01:21:14,160
beast it's a it's an astounding

2521
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:14,880
bit of work

2522
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:18,780
something else i'm experiencing

2523
01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:20,960
some searing heat at the moment

2524
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:23,770
who left the eating on i've

2525
01:21:23,770 --> 01:21:25,440
come here

2526
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:28,540
on a mission of f*cking mercy i

2527
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:31,320
was down the rat and whistle i

2528
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,630
heard an explosion step outside

2529
01:21:34,630 --> 01:21:35,680
i can see a f*cking

2530
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:37,860
mushroom cloud in the sky now i

2531
01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:39,680
know that is one of you who

2532
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:41,840
left the f*cking reactor on

2533
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:49,920
oh that reactor's f*cking hot

2534
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:53,170
innit we're gonna be here a

2535
01:21:53,170 --> 01:21:55,080
long time so we get that

2536
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,560
reactor doused

2537
01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,340
stick the kettle on and no

2538
01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:02,660
prizes for guessing what kind

2539
01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:05,320
of tea it is pg tips because

2540
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:07,280
you're a bunch of f*cking chips

2541
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,200
who f*cking did that someone

2542
01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:12,860
leave it on or what we need to

2543
01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:14,420
get it fixed we need to get it

2544
01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:15,630
fixed and we need to get it

2545
01:22:15,630 --> 01:22:17,390
fixed nah because if it don't

2546
01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:19,160
get fixed it's never gonna get

2547
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:19,600
fixed

2548
01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:26,620
get out of my f*cking reactor

2549
01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:28,780
call nah i like that one i like

2550
01:22:28,780 --> 01:22:29,440
that one

2551
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,300
up the apples and pears harry

2552
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:36,320
up the apples and pears

2553
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,060
oi sorry i saw another one

2554
01:22:38,060 --> 01:22:40,130
there in the suggested good uh

2555
01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:41,860
not to take away from that

2556
01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:43,650
amazing stuff you've done there

2557
01:22:43,650 --> 01:22:44,080
mark but

2558
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,590
someone actually went to the

2559
01:22:45,590 --> 01:22:47,220
problem the trouble of editing

2560
01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:48,560
the real clips together

2561
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,940
now the chance that my stream

2562
01:22:49,940 --> 01:22:51,510
could get taken down here let's

2563
01:22:51,510 --> 01:22:51,920
see this

2564
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,810
Comrade the Atlas! Comrade the

2565
01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:57,700
Atlas!

2566
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:00,590
Oi, oi! How's it going, you

2567
01:23:00,590 --> 01:23:02,060
reactor slags?

2568
01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:05,740
Where's Harry? I don't know.

2569
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:08,650
There's a fire in the turbine

2570
01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:09,540
hall.

2571
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:12,130
Oi, oi! Fucking reactor's on

2572
01:23:12,130 --> 01:23:13,760
fire, ain't it?

2573
01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:16,300
Who did it? I wanna know.

2574
01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:17,660
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I need to

2575
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,900
credit where it's due here.

2576
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:20,460
I actually forgot that this

2577
01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:21,200
existed.

2578
01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:23,840
This is GR Jonesy.

2579
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,440
If you're out there, GR Jonesy,

2580
01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:27,900
make yourself known, man.

2581
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:29,720
I really am impressed with this.

2582
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:32,300
HBO's Chernobyl, you've never

2583
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:33,200
seen it.

2584
01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:34,980
This was the original takes.

2585
01:23:35,060 --> 01:23:37,230
They had to reshoot this scene

2586
01:23:37,230 --> 01:23:39,000
with different actors

2587
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,440
for some legal reason.

2588
01:23:41,540 --> 01:23:42,900
I'm not sure. Oh, fuck.

2589
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:44,820
Can you hear me? Can you hear

2590
01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:45,260
me?

2591
01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:46,860
Oh, you can hear me.

2592
01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:48,680
We're gonna see it again now.

2593
01:23:49,180 --> 01:23:51,480
They had to reshoot the scene

2594
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:53,060
from Chernobyl

2595
01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:54,220
with different actors.

2596
01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:56,860
But this was the original one.

2597
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:57,930
This was the screen test they

2598
01:23:57,930 --> 01:23:58,220
did.

2599
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,770
So let's have a little look at

2600
01:23:59,770 --> 01:24:00,260
that.

2601
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:02,810
And it's got a lot of swearing

2602
01:24:02,810 --> 01:24:03,260
in it,

2603
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:04,200
because it is Cockney.

2604
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:06,680
*Bang*

2605
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,680
Comrade the Atlas!

2606
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:10,680
Comrade the Atlas!

2607
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:13,670
Oi oi! How's it going you

2608
01:24:13,670 --> 01:24:14,680
reactor slags?

2609
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,680
Where's Harry?

2610
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,680
I don't know.

2611
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,740
There's a fire in the turbine

2612
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:22,680
hall.

2613
01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:25,860
Oi oi! Fucking reactor's on

2614
01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:26,680
fire innit?

2615
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,680
Who did it? I wanna know.

2616
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,680
I don't wanna know. Nah.

2617
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,680
You fucked it up.

2618
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:36,680
No that's not-

2619
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,360
Right! Stick the fucking kettle

2620
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:38,680
on.

2621
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,590
You, Poindexter, get down the

2622
01:24:41,590 --> 01:24:43,790
shop and get a pack of custard

2623
01:24:43,790 --> 01:24:44,680
creams.

2624
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:48,680
Get those reaction rods fixed.

2625
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:48,680
Nah.

2626
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,230
Otherwise, I'm gonna take them

2627
01:24:51,230 --> 01:24:53,170
out of the reactor and smash

2628
01:24:53,170 --> 01:24:54,680
your cabbage in with them.

2629
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:56,360
The control rods are still at

2630
01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:56,680
the-

2631
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,060
What simpatures the reactor

2632
01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:58,680
call now?

2633
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,680
There is no call.

2634
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,680
We're fucked.

2635
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,680
It exploded! The core exploded!

2636
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:07,680
The lid is off. The stack is

2637
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:07,680
burning. I saw it.

2638
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:09,170
It's gonna be a fucking meltdown,

2639
01:25:09,170 --> 01:25:09,680
you mug!

2640
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:10,850
Professor, don't worry, we did

2641
01:25:10,850 --> 01:25:11,680
everything right.

2642
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,680
Who did the damage?

2643
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,180
And who's about to fucking pay

2644
01:25:15,180 --> 01:25:15,680
for it?

2645
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:20,160
Comrade Peruvoschenko, what you're

2646
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:24,520
saying is physically impossible.

2647
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:27,680
The core can't explode. It has

2648
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:27,680
to be the tank.

2649
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:27,910
If we fuck up now, we're all

2650
01:25:27,910 --> 01:25:28,200
for the chop. So let's stay put,

2651
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:28,440
stay here and fucking do the

2652
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:28,650
job until the job gets done

2653
01:25:28,650 --> 01:25:28,950
until the morning. Because if

2654
01:25:28,950 --> 01:25:29,190
the job don't get done, he's

2655
01:25:29,190 --> 01:25:29,680
never gonna get done.

2656
01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:32,100
now we're all for the job so

2657
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:34,850
let's stay put stay here and do

2658
01:25:34,850 --> 01:25:36,960
the job until the job gets done

2659
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:38,640
until the morning because if

2660
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,160
the job don't get done he's

2661
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,520
never going to get done

2662
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:42,520
it's still only a third of the

2663
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:43,430
way in i don't know why i

2664
01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:45,360
already sent the trainees down

2665
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:45,440
to

2666
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:47,190
the reactor hall to lower them

2667
01:25:47,190 --> 01:25:49,080
by hand we're staying here we're

2668
01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,720
staying here until the till

2669
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:53,170
the reactor is quenched does

2670
01:25:53,170 --> 01:25:55,740
does the reactor get quenched

2671
01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:58,400
does the reactor get quenched

2672
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,440
it's gonna be a meltdown it's

2673
01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,780
gonna be a nuclear meltdown we

2674
01:26:04,780 --> 01:26:07,520
did everything right

2675
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:10,900
there we have it that's that

2676
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:14,280
and i want to say a big big big

2677
01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:17,650
thank you to uh gr jonesy who

2678
01:26:17,650 --> 01:26:19,040
made that

2679
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:20,970
before that none other than

2680
01:26:20,970 --> 01:26:23,540
mark formerly known as sweet

2681
01:26:23,540 --> 01:26:25,510
beast thanks very much

2682
01:26:25,510 --> 01:26:26,400
everybody for uh

2683
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,760
tuning in tonight we'll be back

2684
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,020
again with amazing uh cockney

2685
01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:33,200
moods and cockney gameplay

2686
01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:35,090
uh as and when we get it and

2687
01:26:35,090 --> 01:26:37,160
believe you and me we do have

2688
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,440
it plenty of it it's gonna come

2689
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,620
thick and fast connor patrick

2690
01:26:40,620 --> 01:26:41,900
thanks very much well art sandra

2691
01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:43,200
joys tim reedy connor patrick

2692
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:43,440
again

2693
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,600
cockney streets families is

2694
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:47,940
that goodman there's so many uh

2695
01:26:47,940 --> 01:26:49,840
names we'll get you i got

2696
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:51,280
everyone anyway

2697
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:52,570
we'll get you again maybe the

2698
01:26:52,570 --> 01:26:53,920
next day just for the crack see

2699
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:55,360
you later good night god bless

2700
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,240
don't have nightmares tonight

2701
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:03,660
go to sleep yeah and read the

2702
01:27:03,660 --> 01:27:07,310
little nursery rhyme before you

2703
01:27:07,310 --> 01:27:08,320
go to bed

2704
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:13,070
bed bed aye aye you slacks talk

2705
01:27:13,070 --> 01:27:18,500
to you later next day see you

2706
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:26,550
again the next see you again

2707
01:27:26,550 --> 01:27:30,080
the next day
